RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!"

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puella -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 2:26:59 PM)
What would?

AquaticSub -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 2:30:53 PM)
To see "Cock KILLS" on a bunch on billboards. [:D]

puella -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 2:38:42 PM)
lol ...

gentlethistle -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 2:51:31 PM)
quote: Co-researcher Dr Maura Gillison said previous research by the team had suggested there was a strong link. But she added:"People should be reassured that oropharyngeal cancer is relatively uncommon and the overwhelming majority of people with an oral HPV infection probably will not get throat cancer." Dr Julie Sharp, science information officer at Cancer Research UK, said: "There is conflicting evidence about the role of HPV, and this rare type of mouth cancer. As this was a small study, further research is needed to confirm these observations. We know that after age, the main causes of mouth cancer are smoking or chewing tobacco or betel nut, and drinking too much alcohol." Okay, I've got a plan. I don't want to give up sucking cock (well, one in particular). But I'm prepared to stop getting older, forsake chewing betel nut and even to cut down on my intake of alcohol from one drink a month. I think there are more effective things I could do to improve my health than giving up oral sex. I'd rather start with exercise, diet and giving up my job than give up enjoying putting something in my mouth that has no calories. Laura

puella -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 2:58:03 PM)
Ahhh.. not a swallower, eh? Take her off the list, Domiguy!

gentlethistle -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 3:12:57 PM)
Well, I'm certainly not a spitter...make of that what you will. Laura

puella -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 3:13:25 PM)
[;)]

seeksfemslave -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 3:13:26 PM)
quote: domiguy says this is tattoed on his belly If You Stop Sucking The Domidong Now It Can Greatly Reduce Serious Risks to Your Health. By continuing to fellate the Domidong you have a much higher risk of oropharyngeal cancer, gagging, a facial and a slap on the ass when successfully completed. I admire your concern Domiguy but I just done believe you because nobodys belly is big enough to take all that text ! Just call me Sherlock.....Holmes !

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 3:27:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave quote: domiguy says this is tattoed on his belly If You Stop Sucking The Domidong Now It Can Greatly Reduce Serious Risks to Your Health. By continuing to fellate the Domidong you have a much higher risk of oropharyngeal cancer, gagging, a facial and a slap on the ass when successfully completed. I admire your concern Domiguy but I just done believe you because nobodys belly is big enough to take all that text ! Just call me Sherlock.....Holmes ! Actually if he weighed 500 or 600 lbs there technically could be more than enough room. I think I've discovered the reason behind the lack of photos ladies. He's ginormous. Either that or his testicles are uneven in size and he has a deep shame in showing them off.

domiguy -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 4:31:17 PM)
Or possibly "The warning" goes around my waist several times and the word "completed" starts in the middle of my back and proceeds down my ass crack and the "period" is my asshole. Have you ever licked a guy on his period?

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/10/2007 4:46:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy Or possibly "The warning" goes around my waist several times and the word "completed" starts in the middle of my back and proceeds down my ass crack and the "period" is my asshole. Have you ever licked a guy on his period? Often, especially right before I pull out My strap on to fuck the bejeezus out of him.

Vendaval -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/11/2007 12:55:31 AM)
How about spray paint and a stencil in the crotch area, over the pubic hair? "Use at your own risk" quote: ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth Do you think the government will make us tattoo on the warning labels? The tattoo could be the universal symbol of death, the 'skull & crossbones'. Just the head shows when limp but will grow to a full body skeleton. If they do words it won't work. It would be similar to writing words on a balloon. When it not erect you couldn't read it, and once erect in an oral cavity its too late. (spelling edit...damn, I am tired tonight!...lol)

BlackKnight -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/11/2007 3:43:14 AM)
Chew it? Damn you've got strong jaws, since after all, for you I'd have to use a steel ring. I still love ya sweety, trust...well keep sucking for that one.

puella -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/11/2007 6:19:49 AM)
Steel ring?? I am just totally not up on all this kinky paraphanalia... must be my elderly spinster shut in sensabilities... where are my crochet hooks?... here kitty kitty!

tightlockup -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/11/2007 6:38:39 AM)
wtb chocolate flavored dental dams thnx

Aubre -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/11/2007 6:41:12 AM)
Actually I think the survey was funded by flavored condom/dam manufacturers - hmm I need to call my broker and order some Trojan stock. Maybe we are going to the land of virtual sex like in Demolition Man :/

NeedToUseYou -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (5/11/2007 10:28:59 AM)
Hrmmm, no more pussy eating either. Unless I read the article wrong it is just oral sex in general not just cock sucking. It's a sad state of affairs. I'm almost in favor of a scanable health history card. Match people up by disease, and let them fuck without worries. [:)]

BlackKnight -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 3:12:55 PM)
Wut, I can't chew on the 'little girl in the boat'? dang, now tha just ain't right! So... wut you'r sayin is that if I want some human leche straight from the tap I gotta use a pump?

Sinergy -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 3:34:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kurzon It makes much more logical sense to think that such ailments are caused by genetic predisposition than to blame everything in the world ( remember - there are more carcinogens in a tomato then a non-smoker will inhale in a smoke filled room in an hour) I asked my chain-smoking buddy who was head of pediatric oncology at a local hospital once about that. His comment was that whether or not smoking gives you cancer is 100% determined by your genetics. My main objection to second hand smoke is a skin allergy and the general unpleasantness of having my dinner taste like an ashtray for something I am not doing. It ranks up there in offensiveness as people who fart in public. Just me, etc. Sinergy p.s. Although, I do need to point out that the average person inhales nine cubic gallons of flatulence every day.

velvetears -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 5:50:04 PM)
If this were true - wouldn't prostitutes have a high rate of this kind of cancer? Do they?

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