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Sinergy -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 6:30:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: velvetears

If this were true - wouldn't prostitutes have a high rate of this kind of cancer?  Do they?


Not sure there is a gene for prostitution.

Sinergy

p.s.  or do prostitutes fart in public?




Noah -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 6:50:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: puella

If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!


More than three pages in and I'm still wondering who "that boy" is.






Aswad -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:38:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

To see "Cock KILLS" on a bunch on billboards. [:D]


Won't happen. Congress would start lobbying itself. Even a certain ex-president might get on the wagon.




slaverosebeauty -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:38:22 PM)

Interesting article, that info has been floating around for years though. Am I gonna give up oral, not if I can help it, hell no.

A healthy immune system fights off HPV on its own, thats why women need to get annual exams so those cells can be detected, etc. Then do what is recommended by their medical professionals. As for giving up oral, if you are carefull and monogumous, nbd.




Aswad -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:40:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

I admire your concern Domiguy but I just done believe you because nobodys belly is big enough to take all that text !  Just call me Sherlock.....Holmes !


Depends on the font and the size of the belly. Of course, if the latter is the only reason it fits, there might be issues with getting to the domidong in the first place.




Aswad -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:43:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aubre

Maybe we are going to the land of virtual sex like in Demolition Man :/


Well, that would certainly open up new avenues of exploration, no pun intended.

In the IT world, I believe the term is "teledildonics", and it's held as a kind of holy grail for what user interfaces should eventually be like, rather than the current crude and entirely unsexy stuff surrounding this text. [:D]




Aswad -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:47:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

His comment was that whether or not smoking gives you cancer is 100% determined by your genetics.


Not entirely implausible...

After all, current ethical standards prohibit you from actually asking people to smoke for a certain period of time, so you can't truly randomize the sample.

For that matter, it could be the case that the same gene that predisposes them to cancer in this case would have the additional effect of predisposing them to smoking. Certain populations have a far higher number of smokers than others, e.g. some forms of mental illnesses (smoking is equivalent to a mild MAOI, along with an NAch-agonist).




dcnovice -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:48:45 PM)

You can put boys' privates in your mouth? Whatever for?




Sinergy -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:50:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

You can put boys' privates in your mouth? Whatever for?


Low on dental floss?

Sinergy




Aswad -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:50:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: velvetears

If this were true - wouldn't prostitutes have a high rate of this kind of cancer?  Do they?


Perhaps, but to survey that population, you'd have to give them incentive to participate, get a randomized sample, and so forth. It'd also have to be legal in that country, which is often not the case.

Another major obstacle is that you would want a control population that had the same lifestyle components, but not the oral sex, which would mean finding a statistically meaningful number of prostitutes who are demographically representative and do not provide oral sex. In short, the "research materials" are unobtainium.

Plus, there's the whole bit about it being considered unethical to do research on stuff that is suspected to be harmful, in most cases. The docs can research themselves, though.




Aswad -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:52:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

Low on dental floss?


Speak for yourself. [:D]




dcnovice -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 8:52:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

You can put boys' privates in your mouth? Whatever for?


Low on dental floss?

Sinergy


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michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 9:09:31 PM)

hell...EVERYTHING causes cancer...LIVING causes cancer...so let's face it.. we're all gonna diiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee[sm=river.gif][sm=banghead.gif][sm=hewah.gif][sm=frown.gif][sm=m23.gif]




Subject2Approval -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/2/2007 11:43:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Are we going to start seeing anti-blowjob billboards?

"Sucking cock KILLS!"


After that it will be warning labels on condoms.

Warning: Sucking cock might lead to cancer.




LadyTeazer -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/3/2007 12:00:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

hell...EVERYTHING causes cancer...LIVING causes cancer...so let's face it.. we're all gonna diiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee[sm=river.gif][sm=banghead.gif][sm=hewah.gif][sm=frown.gif][sm=m23.gif]



Yup.

Stop drinking.  Lose weight.  Quit smoking.  Get exercise.  Eat healthy.  
Die anyway.....




LadyTeazer ---- definitely a WOW -- Wonderful Older Woman




Noah -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/3/2007 11:57:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Sinergy


I asked my chain-smoking buddy who was head of pediatric oncology at a local hospital once about that.

His comment was that whether or not smoking gives you cancer is 100% determined by your genetics.


Now there's a counter-intuitive finding.

No behavioral component whatsoever; no possibility of positive or negative synergies (present company excepted, natch) with other risk factors.

Wow.

I would have guessed that a certain percentage of the probability would be linked to things like whether and how much and how long a given DNA receptacle engaged in smoking. But your friend, like Miss Winehouse, says: "No, no, no."

According to your friend's "100% DNA" theory, one whiff of second-hand smoke is exactly equivalent to decades of three unfiltered packs per day, in terms of making a causal contribution to carcinoma. If you even know what tobacco smoke smells like you will not increase your risk of smoking-induced cancer in the least by puffing your fool head off all day every day for the rest of your genetically determined lifespan.

Reminds me of that old "Four out of five doctors prefer Chesterfields" add ... or whatever brand it was they were hawking.

Would you be kind to let us know where this medical genius currently works so that we can make health care decisions for our UMs accordingly?




Level -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/3/2007 12:05:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyTeazer

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

hell...EVERYTHING causes cancer...LIVING causes cancer...so let's face it.. we're all gonna diiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee[sm=river.gif][sm=banghead.gif][sm=hewah.gif][sm=frown.gif][sm=m23.gif]



Yup.

Stop drinking.  Lose weight.  Quit smoking.  Get exercise.  Eat healthy.  
Die anyway.....




LadyTeazer ---- definitely a WOW -- Wonderful Older Woman


But some of those can determine the quality of your life. Quality being subjective, of course.




slaverosebeauty -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/3/2007 3:44:08 PM)

I dont' drink {very very rarely if ever}, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I look both ways while crossign the streeet, I limit fast food, I avoid the Gorean Forms, I avoid 2nd hand smoke, I eat healthy, I work out; and I STILL faced cancer. Someone explain THAT to me.

Give it a week, everything that is healthy this week will be detramanetal for you next week or next month.

Soon they will be saying spanking is bad for you or so is sex. {rofl}




Level -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/3/2007 4:09:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaverosebeauty

I dont' drink {very very rarely if ever}, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I look both ways while crossign the streeet, I limit fast food, I avoid the Gorean Forms, I avoid 2nd hand smoke, I eat healthy, I work out; and I STILL faced cancer. Someone explain THAT to me.

Give it a week, everything that is healthy this week will be detramanetal for you next week or next month.

Soon they will be saying spanking is bad for you or so is sex. {rofl}


Sex can be, with the wrong person [sm=hair.gif]
 
You can do everything "right" and still have things come crashing down on you.




Sinergy -> RE: "If you put that boys privates' in your mouth you will get cancer and die!" (6/3/2007 6:12:51 PM)

 
Perhaps I misspoke, Noah.

His comment was that whether smoking causes you to get lung cancer is 100% related to genetics.

He agreed with my point that smoking will cause impotence, lower lung capacity, smelly teeth and mouth, damange to most organs, loss of the last 10-15 years of your life, etc., etc., ad nauseum.

I apologize for the misunderstanding

Sinergy




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