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DrkAngl -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/26/2005 8:35:23 AM)

A friend of mine had on her car:

"Hail to the sun god! he's a real fun god! RA, RA, RA"
(Those into Egyptology will understand that one [:)] )

Her husband had on his car:
"Vegaterianism is only an excuse for those who can't hunt"


I always liked:
"Witches parking only. All others will be TOAD!"

"My other car is a broomstick"


"Don't laugh, it's paid for!"

There there are the bumper stickers on the car of a friend of mine who loves Star Trek:

"Beam Me Up Scotty"

My other car is a Klingon Battle Cruiser

GE,Genetic Engineering, We Bring Good Things To Life!






DrkAngl -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/26/2005 8:50:18 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Royce

One the women are sure to love...

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.



LOL. That reminds me of the other PMS one I saw. [:)]

PMS- Men Pretending To Be Macho Studs




WickedKev -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/26/2005 10:34:27 AM)

Not really a bumper sticker a picture of a biker on his motorbike his t-shirt read, 'If you can read this, the bitch fell off.'




DrkAngl -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/27/2005 12:32:56 PM)


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ORIGINAL: WickedKev

Not really a bumper sticker a picture of a biker on his motorbike his t-shirt read, 'If you can read this, the bitch fell off.'


LOL I saw that one the other day. I almost posted it here yesterday. It's a good one as well.




pinkpleasures -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (10/27/2005 7:09:36 PM)

One i gave my kid: "Young, angry and poor"

Actually on my car: "Have a nice day, unless you've made other plans"

pinkpleasures

BTW, www.stickernation.com is a fun site.




faithNZ -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (11/2/2005 5:41:19 PM)

'Warning - I drive like you.'

'Turn signal broken - watch for finger.'

'Yes, it's fast and no, you can't drive it'




MasterTalion -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (11/3/2005 1:18:24 PM)

here's the stickers I bought for my car but put up on my walls instead:

Sex instructor. 1st lesson free!

Chains required above 5000 Feet. Whips are optional

I'd smack you, but SHIT SPLATTERS

Your Proctologist called... They found your head

Don't Smoke Crack... WIPE IT!




masteroffire -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (11/3/2005 4:32:06 PM)

"Warning, Driver on carries $20 in Ammunition"




mometal77 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (11/5/2005 2:20:08 AM)

Only time a politician is telling the truth is when they call each other liars.




mometal77 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (11/5/2005 2:21:37 AM)

I forgot another one i saw on the back of a state troopers rear bumper.. Smile i might be behind you.




fyreredsub -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (11/5/2005 5:14:03 AM)

you say i'm a BITCH like its a bad thing.............

[:D] my all time personal fav!!




solesta -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (11/5/2005 3:09:21 PM)


"Things haven't been the same sence the house fell on my sister."

" Get a tastre of religion and lick a witch"

" Covens do things in circles "

" It's a witch thing . You wouldn't understand "

" Aunt Em , Hate you , Hate Kansas , Taking the dog , Dorthy " ( spelled that one wrong )

I had those ( until the accident ) and got them from Azure Green as well as many more. I just can't remember the rest that Im missing now.





submissvelilbrat -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/11/2006 7:40:50 PM)

"Clinton didn't inhale, he SUCKED!"
 
and the other Clinton one...
 
"Impeach Clinton, and her husband, too."




Lordandmaster -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/11/2006 8:06:18 PM)

Wow, someone still has Clinton bumper stickers?  Isn't it time for a new car?




RedRedWine -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/11/2006 8:09:17 PM)

Hah, my favorite is with the little kid pissing and under it, it says, "Ya'll."




drkev1 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/11/2006 8:16:11 PM)

*I* got it - wicked witch of the west !




desertdancer -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/11/2006 8:21:42 PM)

Warning: Belly dancer on board, car may shimmy without notice.

~dancer






Bearlee -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/11/2006 8:29:52 PM)

In light of the PC threads the last day or two; I’ll put up my favorite sticker…an equal opportunity offender:

“Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus” 




MistressLorelei -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/11/2006 8:55:36 PM)

I ran across these in a store today...  

My Child is an Honor Student, My President is a MORON

Is it 2008 YET?

Keep your Rosaries off My Ovaries

Someone PLEASE Give Bush a Blow Job so we can Impeach Him




mastersayed -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/11/2006 11:52:35 PM)

"My son fucked your honors student daughter"




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