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CERCKL -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 12:03:03 AM)
Somewhere in Texas a village is missing it's idiot remember pillage first, then burn C

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 1:02:22 AM)
My whippet is smarter than your honor student you say bitch like its a bad thing. Its good to be the Queen (My plates say Queen B) Good girls go to heaven, Bad girls take you there. I do it topless (its a convertible) Shut up, bend over, say please. My hair may be blonde but my brain isn't. It aint easy being Queen.

KennelDeSade2 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 1:54:04 AM)
My father has one that says: “Honk if you're horny.” One of my cars says: “Nothin says lovin, like whips and chains.” Birthday present from my daughter. The other car says: “Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies.” Daughter again. The one I dare not put on any car would say: “Keep domestic violence consensual.”

ShreveportMaster -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 2:41:46 AM)
what's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Lipstick.

SirCumsSlut -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 3:23:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ShreveportMaster what's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Lipstick. Bad Cop.........No Doughnut

irishbynature -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 3:25:26 AM)
"If you can read this bumper sticker, your ass is too close to my car"

bandit25 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 3:25:54 AM)
Just saw this thread...it's bumper...didn't read it so if someone else already pointed that out...never mind

MADDAWG -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 4:32:16 AM)
It takes $286.43 a month to rear a child - how much is your allowance ?

RubberWitch -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 5:38:09 AM)
if you can read this, you'd better be wearing a condom

lapgirl -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 5:44:14 AM)
Caution: I brake for hallucinations!

ADomDoc -> RE: favorite bumper stickers ? (6/12/2006 6:46:16 AM)
pPussy, the other white meat. I don't want a woman with good taste; I want a woman who tastes good. I don't want no stinking tacos, yo quiero cerveza! My favorite: "50,000 battered women, and all this time I've been eating them plain!"

ADomDoc -> RE: favorite bumper stickers ? (6/12/2006 7:07:53 AM)
Endeavoring not to repeat any already in the thread, here are some of my favorites: W:IQ::Hitler:PL Filthy, Stinkin' Rich...(well 2 out of 3 isn't bad) Real men don't waste hormones growing hair. Rehab is for Quitters. You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me! I have a degree in Liberal Arts ... and would you like fries with that? Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep The gene pool could use a little chlorine. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT! It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students! Forget about World Peace-Visualize Using Your Turn Signal! We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. My dog can lick anyone. Want World Peace? Quit Religion. Agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial Religion Kills Replace Believing with Thinking I got it right on my first birth. Freedom Depends on Freethinkers God, protect me from your followers.

FootQueen -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 7:26:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: desertdancer Warning: Belly dancer on board, car may shimmy without notice. ~dancer cute... I like.....giggling I need that one....[:D]

FootQueen -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 7:58:01 AM)
how about " Come to the dark side-we have cookies" [sm=biggrin.gif](this is a favorite of my son's) I like..."Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics"[sm=biggrin.gif] "The number one cause of DIVORCE is marriage" lmao[:D]

RubberWitch -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 3:12:40 PM)
A beautiful representation of geronimo, and the slogan "defending Homeland Security since 1835" And another one "Get out, leave the beads" ]v[

sweetbbwsub31 -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 5:59:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wildangel1012003 Big Bang theroy " God spoke BANG it happened! i saw this on a car today , liked it " if you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair" got to get that one my Fav, is my USMC sticker, it has the US flag and the USMC flag, and say's " Freedom will be Defended! have fun yall I love it. "If you are going to ride my ass.. at least pull my hair." Thanks for sharing!

theRose4U -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 6:50:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PassionsHarmony My favorite I have on my car and also a T-shirt that says the same thing. Support Search and Rescue.....GET LOST!! I have this one

theRose4U -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 6:53:31 PM)
quote: My karma ran over your dogma Personally I like my dogma peed on your karma.

theRose4U -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 7:01:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl "My kid knocked up your honor roll student" Is a Great one I think... T shirt for my 6lb poodle...I humped your honor student's leg.

gooddogbenji -> RE: faverite bumber stickers ? (6/12/2006 7:07:24 PM)
The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten by the bird. The early bird gets the worm, but who wants to eat worms anyway? The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. That's enough perverting that saying.... Yours, benji

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