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What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 9:33:04 AM

TPEOwner

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What they say: My master reads my e-mail
What they mean: My master is insecure

What they say: I am old guard trained
What they mean: I do things the right way, and you don't

What they say: I'm a female sub seeking online training. No cam and no phone.
What they mean: I'm a man

What they say: I'm a superior female who demands tribute from you worthless worms.
What they mean: I have no job.

What they say: I'm a no limts slave.
What they mean: I'm a chat room addict.

What they say: I want to be your mentor.
What they mean: Take off your cloths and spread your legs.

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Feel free to add more. :)

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 9:36:15 AM

mistoferin

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What they say: Trust me

What they mean: If you were smart you'd already be running.

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Peace and light,
~erin~

There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 9:39:23 AM

sublizzie

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What they say: I *love* service submissives.
What they mean: Get on your knees, open your mouth, and give me a bj

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 9:41:10 AM

mnottertail

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What they say : I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob.
What they mean: I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob.

my $ 0.02,
Ron

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Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 9:42:41 AM

domiguy

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

What they say : I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob.
What they mean: I want a dog licking peanut butter blowjob.

my $ 0.02,
Ron

Make it "crunchy" for "my" pleasure.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 9:43:41 AM

KatyLied

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What they say : Of course I'll respect you.
What they mean: Fucking slut.

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“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
- Albert Einstein

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 9:48:32 AM

toservez

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What they say: “I want to be friends.”
What they mean: “I want to be your Master.”

What they say: “Once you are done with all the fakes and wannabes.”
What they mean: “I am insecure and also quite lazy.”

What they say: “Only an older Master like myself is mature and knowledgeable enough to give you what you need.”
What they mean: “I am old and hoping this online thing can get me some young stuff.”

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I am sorry I do not fit Webster's defintion of a slave but thankfully my Master is not Webster.

"Anything that contradicts experience and logic should be abandoned." - H.H. The 14th Dalai Lama

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 9:54:10 AM

LadyPact

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When they say: I'm willing to relocate.

What they mean: Just get Me off by chat.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 10:03:02 AM

KatyLied

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What they say: “I have collared many girls”
What they mean: “I suck at long-term relationships.”

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“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
- Albert Einstein

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 10:21:14 AM

YourShyPet

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What They Say: "I respect that your already involved, and I just want to get to know you as a friend".
What They Mean: "I want to keep you talking until I can figure out a way in with you".

kittin

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 10:25:11 AM

KatyLied

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What they say: “My sub is sick and can no longer fulfill her obligations”
What they mean: “I'm bored and need some excitement.”

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“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”
- Albert Einstein

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 10:27:45 AM

YourShyPet

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What They Say: "Sometimes I'll switch... for the right woman".
What They Mean: " I'll do anything to get in your pants".

kittin

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 10:53:09 AM

ChainedExistence

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What they say: You have an interesting profile'
What they mean: I haven't actually read it, but it's as good a one-liner as any other.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 10:57:34 AM

windchymes

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They say: I'm looking for discreet meetings for play
They mean: I'm married and fooling around on the side

They say: I love a woman who looks good in high heels
They mean: I have a shoe fetish

They say: I have a huge collection of whips, floggers, canes and paddles
They mean: And I don't have a clue how to use any of them

They say: I want to fill every hole you have with my cum
Them mean: I haven't gotten it up in years

They say: I am told I am very good looking
They mean: Of course, that was 20 years ago

They say: I'm 40-ish
They mean: I'll be 50 next week

They say: I'm looking for younger subs
They mean: Because the ones my own age know too much

They say: I'll send you a picture upon request
Them mean: It's too hideous to actually post here and I'm planning on sweeping you off you feet verbally so my looks won't matter to you.

They say: This is my last attempt at trying to find "The One"
Them mean: I've been at this for three days already!

They say: I'm a 'natural Dominate'
They mean: I've been a control freak all my life, now I have an excuse.

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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:00:09 AM

LadyPact

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Wynd, you owe Me for the diet pepsi I just spit all over the screen laughing so hard.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:04:27 AM

windchymes

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They say: Use me, abuse me, humiliate me, I'm here for your pleasure.
Them mean: Do me

They say: I'm looking for 24/7 servitude
They mean: I can't hold down a job

They say: I'm a masochist looking for a female sadist to satisfy my need for pain
They mean: I'll scream like a little girl the first time you whip me

They say: If you were my mistress, what would you command me to do?
They mean: Got any lotion? And a tissue?

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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

(in reply to windchymes)

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:05:11 AM

MistressSassy66

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quote:

What they say: I'm a superior female who demands tribute from you worthless worms.
What they mean: I have no job.

But that is My job...to demand tributes from worthless worms...LOL

Too funny...lmao

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In the Immortal Words of Bob....Fuck the dumb shit.

"I love you not only for what you are,But for what I am when I'm with you."- Opening line from a poem by Roy Croft

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:19:20 AM

TPEOwner

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quote:

ORIGINAL: toservez

What they say: “Only an older Master like myself is mature and knowledgeable enough to give you what you need.”
What they mean: “I am old and hoping this online thing can get me some young stuff.”

Ah Geez. I use that line. Start a thread and it comes up and bites me on the ass. :)

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:23:38 AM

velvetears

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They say: Master i would do *anything* for you ,without hesitation, even die for you.
They mean: Here's a great thing to say, it will make me seem so "slavey" and i am safe, he'll never ask me to do anything he knows i really don't wanna do.

They say: i don't have sex with my subs, i am the "Master"and i expect to be "served"
They mean: It's hard to maintain an erection for intercourse so i depend on bj's, and i don't wanna take the chance of getting an std.

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Religion is for people who are scared of hell, Spirituality is for people who have been there

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:26:48 AM

CirclMastr

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What they say: I have a lot of experience online.
What they mean: I'm a virgin.

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Anything worth doing well is worth doing poorly at first.

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