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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:27:19 AM   
szobras


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They say: I am patient, we can take our time.
They mean: Thank God this is a free site

They say: Let me explain this again to you
They mean: It boggles my mind to think that out of a milliion sperm, YOU were the fastest that day

They say: What are your limits?
They mean: What are you already willing to do before I have to put any work into this.

< Message edited by szobras -- 6/1/2007 11:31:00 AM >

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:40:31 AM   
KatyLied


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They say: I am real.
They mean: In saying this, I hope to convince both you and me that I am real.


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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:41:25 AM   
MrRoberts48381


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What thay Say :  Your the only man who has ever made me feel  this way !

What thay mean :  Iam going to get this fool and all his money ! 


haha  just playin   kittin   ...  XoXo  Daddy 

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:42:07 AM   
taskmasster


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What they say: I'm looking for my soul mate
What they mean: I've seen one too many Meg Ryan and Diane Keaton movies

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:43:06 AM   
YourShyPet


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LMLFAO OMG DADDY!!!!!!... <goes back to surfing clothing and jewerly sites>


kittin

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:49:44 AM   
whisperedsighs


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What they say : Looks don't matter
What they mean : I think I am unattractive and I hope you will like me anyway, but if your ugly forget it!

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oh my god that was so wrong! .... again please!

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:50:58 AM   
taskmasster


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What they say:Friendship first
What they mean: Gold digging cock tease

What they say: Average looking
What they mean: cross between dick cheney and barbara walters or russian peasant woman

What they say: Emotionally Secure
What they mean: used to being dumped

What they say: Occaisional drinker
What they mean: AA has rejected me

What they say: Outgoing
What they mean: Last seen on Jerry Springer show.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:55:14 AM   
taskmasster


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What they say: I don't have a pic
What they mean: I fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 11:59:39 AM   
domiguy


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What they say: "I have a tummy ache."
What they mean: "Proceed at your own risk....But there might be some  poo on the Domidong."

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:02:10 PM   
windchymes


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They say:  Be free of std's
They mean:  Because I hate using condoms

They say:  No baggage
They mean:  Because I have enough of my own that you'll have to deal with

They say:  I'm experienced and believe in safe, sane and consensual
They mean:  I just came from Castle Realm

They say:  All relocation costs will be at your expense
They mean:  Because none of the other ones have lasted more than a few days and I'm broke.

They say:  You must love orgasm control
They mean:  Because I've never gotten a woman off before

They say:  I'm strict but fair
They mean:  I'll wuss out as soon as you stick out your bottom lip

They say:  I will control your mind
They mean:  I've lost mine

They say:  Is it your destiny to serve? 
They mean:  I read that in someone else's profile once, thought it sounded cool.

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You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:03:38 PM   
MrDiscipline44


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What they say: I'm a Pro Dom/Domme/sub/slave
What they mean: I'm basicly a whore but saying I'm a Pro makes me feel better about myself

What they say: I'm looking for a Daddy
What they mean: I'm an emotionall stunted individual who regresses back to my childhood everytime I don't want to handle an adult issue

What they say: I want to be kept in a cage all day until you wish to use me
What they mean: I just too lazy to hold a real job and take care of myself

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If you love somebody, you have to be willing to break them.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Have you slapped your slave today?

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:09:08 PM   
Politesub53


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They say. "my last relationship ended when Mistress moved to Europe"
They mean " i got some new "lines" off the other board "

They Say "Thats me in the photo"
They mean " is it that long since 1975"

They say "you will obey me boy"
They mean "Here is my pay pal #"

They say " I have 8 inches"
They mean " if you measure it twice"




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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:09:19 PM   
MrDiscipline44


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What they say: I'm opinionated
What they mean: I don't know when to shut my mouth

What they say: I'm very opinionated
What they mean: I never shut my mouth

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If you love somebody, you have to be willing to break them.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

Have you slapped your slave today?

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:14:26 PM   
MistressNoName


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quote:

ORIGINAL: taskmasster

What they say: I don't have a pic
What they mean: I fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


Sooooo not true. You have no idea how many ugly people have sent me pics.


MNN

Sorry to disrupt the game. Carry on.....

< Message edited by MistressNoName -- 6/1/2007 12:15:40 PM >

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:15:27 PM   
whisperedsighs


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What they say : may turn into long term
Whey they mean : I want a one night stand, if I tell you I want a one night stand you won't do me, so I am hoping this will encourage you to sleep with me and I won't have to be accountable for actually just wanting a one night stand.

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oh my god that was so wrong! .... again please!

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:26:12 PM   
taskmasster


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Just because they DO have a pic, doesn't mean they're not ugly too.......
so there, nah nah nah

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:31:38 PM   
YourShyPet


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What They Say: "It's not about your pictures".
What They Mean: "I hope she doesn't realize I just jerked off to her pictures"


kittin

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:44:02 PM   
whisperedsighs


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What they say : You got another picture?
What they mean : You got a nude picture so I can Jack Off?

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oh my god that was so wrong! .... again please!

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:44:13 PM   
MrRoberts48381


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quote:

ORIGINAL: YourShyPet

What They Say: "It's not about your pictures".
What They Mean: "I hope she doesn't realize I just jerked off to her pictures"


kittin


I know i have used your pic's meny time's  .... LMAO   .. How Do You Like Me Now !!  

ps.. useing you in real life  is allways better ...  here kitty kitty 

MrR  allways tells it like it is !

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 12:46:04 PM   
Lashra


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What they say: ALL women are submissive

What they mean:  At least I hope so because otherwise I don't have a chance if they aren't.

~Lashra


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“We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own pain and renunciation. It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path.”






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