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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 1:14:07 PM   
whisperedsighs


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Joined: 11/12/2006
Status: offline 		   LOL HarleyKitty!

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oh my god that was so wrong! .... again please!

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 1:25:20 PM   
Indemnis


Posts: 179
Joined: 4/15/2005
Status: offline 		They say:  "I'll talk to your Dom, sure!  I just want to be friends, really."
They mean: "I am SO in there when she dumps him."

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 1:44:03 PM   
IEvolve


Posts: 543
Joined: 12/22/2006
Status: offline 		He says: Of course I'm listening to you.
He means: Stop talking and get naked.

He says: That sounds great to me.
He means: Hurry up and get naked.

He says: I know where we are.  We're not stopping for directions.
He means: I'm in too big a hurry to get home and you get naked.


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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 1:55:24 PM   
HarleyKitty69


Posts: 4906
Joined: 10/22/2006
Status: offline 		*giggles*
Glad you all liked that one ....

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/1/2007 2:46:21 PM   
windchymes


Posts: 9410
Joined: 4/18/2005
Status: offline 		They say:  I'm NOT a doormat!!!
They mean:  I don't know what that means, but all the twue submissives say it!

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 7:36:55 AM   
LadyPact


Posts: 32566
Status: offline 		When they say:  A slave should never question Me.
They mean:  I'm hoping to get away with whatever I can.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 8:25:40 AM   
subinside


Posts: 233
Joined: 1/1/2004
From: Toronto, ON
Status: offline 		When they say:  I've been thinking about you a lot.
What they mean:  Goddamn i can't get the memory of your lips outta my mind; or
What they mean:  Damn, you really are better than so-and-so.

When they say:    I'm sorry, I haven't been calling, I've been working so hard I've been falling asleep early.
What they mean:  I've been spending all my nights on Yahoo Cam with other subbies, or
What they mean:  Damn, I hope she doesn't figure out I lost my job last month.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 8:28:40 AM   
subinside


Posts: 233
Joined: 1/1/2004
From: Toronto, ON
Status: offline 		He says:     I put that collar around your neck for a reason!
He means:  and goddamn was the sex great after that!, or
He means:  it was the only way to shut you up.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 8:38:11 AM   
Emperor1956


Posts: 2370
Joined: 11/7/2005
Status: offline 		When they say:   I only want a NO LIMITS, real submissive.
They mean:         I have the 55 gallon drum waiting out in the garage.

When they say:   Seeking a generous man...
They mean:         This is a for-profit transaction, bucko.  MY profit.

When they say:   I'm an Old Guard (or is it Olde Guarde?) Dominant
Then mean:         I got my AOL account last week and I've ordered my copy of "Screw the Roses"

E.

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 8:40:44 AM   
fairerthanshe


Posts: 3035
Joined: 1/18/2007
Status: offline 		What they say:  "I like a girl with a little meat on her bones."
What they mean: "It puts the lotion on its body...."


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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 8:56:15 AM   
subinside


Posts: 233
Joined: 1/1/2004
From: Toronto, ON
Status: offline 		OMG.. that one was just too funny...

i have to wonder just how many are going to miss it though..

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 9:21:52 AM   
fairerthanshe


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Status: offline 		Glad you liked it!  Happy to bring laughter whenever the opportunity arises...

winks ~ fairer


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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 9:29:03 AM   
dawntreader


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

When they say:   I only want a NO LIMITS, real submissive.
They mean:         I have the 55 gallon drum waiting out in the garage.



Oh my!!! That one is one the edge!

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There is a war going on for your mind...if you are thinking, you are winning~
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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 9:30:27 AM   
tatangel


Posts: 507
Joined: 5/7/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: fairerthanshe

What they say:  "I like a girl with a little meat on her bones."
What they mean: "It puts the lotion on its body...."

Everyone in this house got it!

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 9:37:41 AM   
dawntreader


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It is choice - not chance - that determines our destiny~
Jean Nidetch

There is a war going on for your mind...if you are thinking, you are winning~
Flobots

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RE: What they say, and what they mean - 6/2/2007 3:43:31 PM   
softness


Posts: 2918
Joined: 8/1/2006
From: Leeds, UK
Status: offline 		What they say: I am strict and will punish you.
What they mean: ...stating the obvious make me sound old guard

What they say: I have a high sex drive and am demanding
What they mean: ... my wife gets snicky when i ask her for sex twice in the same week, but you'rea slut so you'll love it

What they say: ...I have a msn slave, she needs to serve, but only sometimes, so she wears my temporary collar.
What they mean:..she likes to get off being called a whore, but i cant get her to do it over the phone

What they say: I like girls with extra padding and curves
What they mean: ... fat girls have low self esteem so are easier to dominate, they make me feel like a man

What they say: i want a slave who feels the burning need for service in her belly
What they mean:... girls dig the mystical thing, and it is so muich easier to boss the bitch around if she thinks its spiritual

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