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Gauge -> Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:01:36 PM)
Well, I finally acquiesced to my own peer pressure and I convinced myself to start an "Ask me" thread. Since I am certain that my thread will be swamped with all sorts of fruit doing the two-step I will ask that you refrain from posting more than two of the dancing yellow menace per post. I will ignore your question otherwise. So... who will start this off?

beargonewild -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:04:01 PM)
Greetings. How did you get to be so wise and all knowing?

dawntreader -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:04:25 PM)
You guys are full of yourselves tonight!! And it is not even a full moon!

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:05:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Greetings. How did you get to be so wise and all knowing? This is an easy one. I ate paint chips as a child.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:06:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dawntreader You guys are full of yourselves tonight!! And it is not even a full moon! My dear, men are full of themselves every night. We do not need a special occasion like a lunar event.

Level -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:09:36 PM)
Gauge, I think it's great that you came up with this utterly original idea for a thread.....[X(] Oh, my question. Will I find twue love, and the ultimate submissive, in 2008? Or at least a cheap date?

darchChylde -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:12:16 PM)
you should have waited for my response to your question, now what will you do when your net worth is in the red?

HydroMaster -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:14:29 PM)
I predicted the plague of dancing bananas should this thread come to be. You ignored the prophecy and doomed us all. It's only a matter of time now before they join the dancing fluff, RUN!! [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:14:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level Gauge, I think it's great that you came up with this utterly original idea for a thread.....[X(] Oh, my question. Will I find twue love, and the ultimate submissive, in 2008? Or at least a cheap date? I sense sarcasm. I cannot work under these conditions but I will answer your question. Twue love you will find, the ultimate submissive does not exist and no date is cheap. Please insert another quarter...

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:17:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde you should have waited for my response to your question, now what will you do when your net worth is in the red? My worth has nothing to do with nets. I am afraid that you have a deep-seated fear of fishing boats and crayons. May a monk attack you with a mackerel.

Level -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:19:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: Level Gauge, I think it's great that you came up with this utterly original idea for a thread.....[X(] Oh, my question. Will I find twue love, and the ultimate submissive, in 2008? Or at least a cheap date? I sense sarcasm. I cannot work under these conditions but I will answer your question. Sarcasm? Noooooo...........[X(] ............. no date is cheap. goes into best Groucho Marx imitation....... evidently you've never spoken to any of my exes! Please insert another quarter...

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:20:07 PM)
quote: I predicted the plague of dancing bananas should this thread come to be. You ignored the prophecy and doomed us all. It's only a matter of time now before they join the dancing fluff, RUN!! So what? What, now you are Nostradamus? Look... the banana is evil. This plague you speak of will happen and then you won't be laughing so much, will you?

DesertRat -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:23:20 PM)
Other than the obvious air of gentility, what makes your 'ask me' thread better than the others that are popping up on every corner in this cheesy cybertown? Why should I squander my hard earned curiosity here? Do you have live nude girls? Bob

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:28:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat Other than the obvious air of gentility, wha makes your 'ask me' thread better than the others that are popping up on every corner in this cheesy cybertown? Why should I squander my hard earned curiosity here? Do you have live nude girls? Bob My dear Bob, or may I call you Rat? My thread is not better than any of the other threads. I just offer better answers. See, in the world of CM all threads are created equal... there are just some that are more equal than others. You should not squander your curiosity here you should earnestly spend it to seek out truth and enlightenment... if that fails go get a 6 pack. The girls will be here in a few minutes... they do not have a GPS system in their car.

slavegirljoy -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:31:59 PM)
Can i ask 2 questions? (In addition to this question, that is.) slave joy Owned property of Master David

Emperor1956 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:32:45 PM)
Do you know the way to San Jose? E.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:39:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy Can i ask 2 questions? (In addition to this question, that is.) slave joy Owned property of Master David Of course you can ask two questions.... I think the REAL question should be stated, "May I ask two questions?" I will sit here with baited breath.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:40:04 PM)
Hey Gauge... what's the best way to make a woman come to your thread? I mean, you don't even allow bananas... [8\|]

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:41:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 Do you know the way to San Jose? E. The way I see it, if you wait long enough for the big quake to hit the West coast, California will drop into the ocean and due to all the women with breast implants it will not sink into the Pacific, it will float. Eventually the tides and currents will make it float to a town near you so you will not have to know the way... it will find you.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:44:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Hey Gauge... what's the best way to make a woman come to your thread? I mean, you don't even allow bananas... [8\|] If I write it, they will come. If they do not come, I will drag their sorry asses here by their hair and twist their nipples until they post something. Oh... onay onya ethay nanabay.

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