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Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 9:56:35 AM)
quote: Thank you for the thoughtful and entertaining answers to my questions. Is there a limit to the number of questions you will answer from one person? Which is better Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme? There is no need to thank me, I perform a service. One day your Don will call upon you to perform a service for me and when that day comes you will do it. I am a no limit answer guy. There is nothing I cannot answer. As far as the donut question goes, Krispy Kreme is expensive but good, but I am addicted to Dunkin Donuts jelly filled donuts, so... Dunkin wins by a hair.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 9:59:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal What is the Meaning of Liff? Ahhhh... the age old question. The meaning of liff is simple: Doo-doo upon others as you would have them doo-doo onto you.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:01:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsPoetress Oh Magic Eightball Wielder, will I be the one who screams "B-I-N-G-O" this weekend, while at the casino? Sadly no, but you will be heard mumbling something about "that fucking Gauge bastard" under your breath.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:05:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soultoshare well, just for good measure......... [sm=mrpuffy.gif] [sm=mrpuffy.gif] [sm=mrpuffy.gif] [sm=mrpuffy.gif] [sm=mrpuffy.gif] How is kitty doing? Dancing belly-button lint. Nice touch. Alley is wonderful. She escaped from my apartment last Thursday. She was hunting squirrels and she got over zealous and pushed her way out a window screen. I got her back, but not without a good, exhausting chase around the neighborhood. I wasn't angry with her (well, sort of) but I was more distressed that I live around busy streets. Like I needed another source for gray hair.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:08:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Quivver I've "Asked Gauge" before..... the Man's a genius! Bow's to the King.......... [8D] You, my dear, are a goddess among mere mortals. What you say is true, but I would never be so presumptuous as to say it myself.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:15:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soultoshare In the interest of fair play..... What are the winning lottery numbers for saturday in AZ? (Yes, I'll share if you're right!) 04, 10, 13, 27, 35 Disclaimer: Gauge and his subsidiary enterprises are not responsible for any financial loss due to his prognostications. Ask your doctor if Gauge is right for you. Side effects include, nausea, vomiting, liver dysfunction, social dysfunction, not being "twue", inability to understand other "Ask me" threads and sexual excitement. Do not expose Gauge to direct sunlight. Gauge is not to be taken while driving or operating heavy machinery. Do not drink alcohol and take Gauge. In case of fire break glass.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:17:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petdave If i put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room, which one will win? [8\|] The electric company.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:21:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne are my washer and dryer really taking longer this morning just because im trying to get ready to leave for a week in sunny fla before noon today? Washer and driers are equipped with an urgency sensor. You might have never heard of an urgency sensor before but you have encountered them before. Traffic lights, mini-mart registers and Xerox copiers all have them. They all assess the urgency of what it is you need to do and then they switch into "I'm broken" mode. Plan ahead... Noah didn't build the ark when it was raining.

mnottertail -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:22:54 AM)
Don't you think this advice is a little reckless? You don't even know what brand they are. Concerned Parent

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:24:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MyMasterStephen quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy Can i ask 2 questions? (In addition to this question, that is.) slave joy Owned property of Master David Of course you can ask two questions.... I think the REAL question should be stated, "May I ask two questions?" I will sit here with baited breath. I think the REAL response should be stated, "I will sit here with bated breath." Great... a critic and a heckler. I was eating minnows last night... does THAT explain the spelling? Get yer own thread love-muffin.[>:]

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:26:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sublimelysensual quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Hey Gauge... what's the best way to make a woman come to your thread? I mean, you don't even allow bananas... [8\|] If I write it, they will come. If they do not come, I will drag their sorry asses here by their hair and twist their nipples until they post something. Oh... onay onya ethay nanabay. Promises.. promises.. oh crap..did i just ruin my chances for hair pulling and nipple twisting?!?! -a Not at all, we are still accepting applications.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:29:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy If I cease eating today...When will I stop producing poop? Whenever you stop responding to message board threads. You are domiguy, poop is your forte.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:32:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl what makes your "Ask me" thread better (or worst) than the others? Because it is me answering the questions. I do not claim superiority over my fellow "Ask me" sages, I just do the very best I can to make them look like they are as bright as a two watt bulb.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:34:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Don't you think this advice is a little reckless? You don't even know what brand they are. Concerned Parent Sure I do. They are Circle-K branded. Sincerely, Hoss

domiguy -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:38:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy If I cease eating today...When will I stop producing poop? Whenever you stop responding to message board threads. You are domiguy, poop is your forte. Well written.....Something I might have said myself....Of course with perhaps a tad bit more grace and style....And maybe with a "cunt" or two thrown in for spice.

RCdc -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:40:14 AM)
Oh wise one - Is black really my colour? Peace the.dark.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:41:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy If I cease eating today...When will I stop producing poop? Whenever you stop responding to message board threads. You are domiguy, poop is your forte. Well written.....Something I might have said myself....Of course with perhaps a tad bit more grace and style....And maybe with a "cunt" or two thrown in for spice. I am not going to call a guy a cunt. Bastard, dickhead or fuckwit would be my choices. Better dickhead?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:45:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark Oh wise one - Is black really my colour? Peace the.dark. My dear Dark, you would grace any colour you choose. But black is MY colour so BACK OFF! *this post was modified to include the old English spelling of color*

RCdc -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:48:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: Darcyandthedark Oh wise one - Is black really my colour? Peace the.dark. My dear Dark, you would grace any colour you choose. But black is MY colour so BACK OFF! *this post was modified to include the old English spelling of color* But...but....but....won't you share? Surely there is enough black to go around?[sm=whoa.gif] Peace the.dark.

litleone8620 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 10:50:37 AM)
Besides peer pressure, what made you REALLY start this thread?

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