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slavegirljoy -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:45:37 PM)
Thank you. 1) Which is better, boxers, briefs or sans? 2) What should i do with the more than 150 vinyl LPs that i have from the 60's - 90's? Should i continue to keep them or try to sell them on ebay? slave joy Owned property of Master David quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy Can i ask 2 questions? (In addition to this question, that is.) slave joy Owned property of Master David Of course you can ask two questions.... I think the REAL question should be stated, "May I ask two questions?" I will sit here with baited breath.

Emperor1956 -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:46:47 PM)
Thank you. Is the moon very high? I can't see a thing in the sky. E

TheHeretic -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:47:03 PM)
Why, O' Wise One, do people around here put up with the likes of me?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:53:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy Thank you. 1) Which is better, boxers, briefs or sans? 2) What should i do with the more than 150 vinyl LPs that i have from the 60's - 90's? Should i continue to keep them or try to sell them on ebay? slave joy Owned property of Master David quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy Can i ask 2 questions? (In addition to this question, that is.) slave joy Owned property of Master David Of course you can ask two questions.... I think the REAL question should be stated, "May I ask two questions?" I will sit here with baited breath. Answer 1: Boxers. I got sans in my briefs at the beach and it chaffed me so badly that I walked like a duck with a dildo stuck sideways in its naughty bits. Answer 2: Everyone knows that the longer you keep things the more they increase in value. Take my refrigerator for an example. I have never cleaned it out. Why? Well someday there will be a demand for dried out lunch meat, Jello that looks like a parched desert landscape and chocolate cake that has turned green. Heck, I have lint from the '70s that I am holding onto for a rainy day. Keep the albums. Don't ever sell them. Die with them. Bury them with you. In 500 years when they dig you up to make room for that new batch of condos they will find them and they will be worth significantly more.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:56:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 Thank you. Is the moon very high? I can't see a thing in the sky. E Yes, the moon is very high. The last lunar landing was not actually a scientific experiment, it was a drug deal.

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 9:58:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic Why, O' Wise One, do people around here put up with the likes of me? Because you have perfected ass kissing. You flattered me with your "O' Wise One" phrase. I mean, who wouldn't want their ego stroked like that? If I ever run for office, I want you on my campaign staff.

juliaoceania -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 10:17:17 PM)
The banana ban aside, how can I have my own successful "Ask me anything" thread?

slavegirljoy -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 10:21:06 PM)
Thank you for the thoughtful and entertaining answers to my questions. Is there a limit to the number of questions you will answer from one person? Which is better Dunkin Donuts or Krispy Kreme? slave joy Owned property of Master David quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy Thank you. 1) Which is better, boxers, briefs or sans? 2) What should i do with the more than 150 vinyl LPs that i have from the 60's - 90's? Should i continue to keep them or try to sell them on ebay? slave joy Owned property of Master David quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy Can i ask 2 questions? (In addition to this question, that is.) slave joy Owned property of Master David Of course you can ask two questions.... I think the REAL question should be stated, "May I ask two questions?" I will sit here with baited breath. Answer 1: Boxers. I got sans in my briefs at the beach and it chaffed me so badly that I walked like a duck with a dildo stuck sideways in its naughty bits. Answer 2: Everyone knows that the longer you keep things the more they increase in value. Take my refrigerator for an example. I have never cleaned it out. Why? Well someday there will be a demand for dried out lunch meat, Jello that looks like a parched desert landscape and chocolate cake that has turned green. Heck, I have lint from the '70s that I am holding onto for a rainy day. Keep the albums. Don't ever sell them. Die with them. Bury them with you. In 500 years when they dig you up to make room for that new batch of condos they will find them and they will be worth significantly more.

Mikal -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 10:34:58 PM)
What is the Meaning of Liff?

MsPoetress -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/13/2007 10:41:42 PM)
Oh Magic Eightball Wielder, will I be the one who screams "B-I-N-G-O" this weekend, while at the casino?

soultoshare -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 3:51:12 AM)
well, just for good measure......... [sm=mrpuffy.gif] [sm=mrpuffy.gif] [sm=mrpuffy.gif] [sm=mrpuffy.gif] [sm=mrpuffy.gif] How is kitty doing?

Quivver -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 3:57:16 AM)
I've "Asked Gauge" before..... the Man's a genius! Bow's to the King.......... [8D]

soultoshare -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 4:32:03 AM)
In the interest of fair play..... What are the winning lottery numbers for saturday in AZ? (Yes, I'll share if you're right!)

petdave -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 6:00:20 AM)
If i put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room, which one will win? [8\|]

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 6:05:37 AM)
are my washer and dryer really taking longer this morning just because im trying to get ready to leave for a week in sunny fla before noon today?

MyMasterStephen -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 6:28:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: slavegirljoy Can i ask 2 questions? (In addition to this question, that is.) slave joy Owned property of Master David Of course you can ask two questions.... I think the REAL question should be stated, "May I ask two questions?" I will sit here with baited breath. I think the REAL response should be stated, "I will sit here with bated breath."

sublimelysensual -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 6:28:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Hey Gauge... what's the best way to make a woman come to your thread? I mean, you don't even allow bananas... [8\|] If I write it, they will come. If they do not come, I will drag their sorry asses here by their hair and twist their nipples until they post something. Oh... onay onya ethay nanabay. Promises.. promises.. oh crap..did i just ruin my chances for hair pulling and nipple twisting?!?! -a

domiguy -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 7:08:15 AM)
If I cease eating today...When will I stop producing poop?

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 8:08:36 AM)
what makes your "Ask me" thread better (or worst) than the others?

Gauge -> RE: Ask Gauge! Screw the other threads! (6/14/2007 9:52:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania The banana ban aside, how can I have my own successful "Ask me anything" thread? As long as the banana ban is in effect, your thread will be successful. Just draw on your twue wisdom and impart it to the masses.

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