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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Awww...I love velcro.
It's not usually a good sign if he stirs his coffee with his dick.

It's okay to stir his coffee with his dick, but if he stirs his coffee with his dick and then licks it off, THAT'S rude. 

I'd have to do the lickin' if it was Dunkin Donuts french vanilla coffee he was stirring. 

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy.

If he stirs his coffee with his dick, he might be a bad dominant.

If he stirs his coffee with YOUR dick, you know he's a bad dominant.

If he takes off all his clothes in too much of a hurry, and this is a first meeting.....at Starbucks....he might be a bad dominant.

If he asks you in a sinister voice, "Nobody but me knows you're here, right?" he might be a bad dominant.  Or....worse.

If he claims to be the successive reincarnations of the Marquis de Sade, Aleister Crowley and Hitler, he might be a bad dominant.  If he does that and also wears black lipstick to support his claim of being a true immortal elder of a real vampire clan, you know he's a bad dominant. 

And if he claims to be the reincarnation of Cleopatra, you can be pretty sure.  It certainly explains the cross dressing.

If you ask him for directions to get to the restaurant you're supposed to meet at, and he replies vaguely, "Just past the really cool weed dealer's house, turn left at that intersection with the purple glowing lamppost and the giant bugs," he might be a bad dominant.

If he discusses the frequency and quality of his bowel movements in your initial conversation, and tells you that your primary duty as his live-in love slave will be to give him high colonic enemas, he might be a bad dominant.  (Or not, if you happen to be bent that way).

If he refers to his penis by a cute or suggestive nickname in your first conversation, he might be a bad dominant.

If he refers to his dog's penis at all, just go home.

If he says that he has lived in his mother's basement for the last forty years, and casually asks if you mind paying for dinner and loaning him $20 to buy food for his pet hamster because he got fired from his job at McDonald's....again....he might be a bad dominant. 

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ORIGINAL: eyesopened

A few years ago i met a potential Dom in a public place about half way drive for both of us and everything seemed great and we agreed to meet again.  He'd asked me offhand what i had planned for the rest of the day and i said i was probably going to do a little shopping since there was a mall near our meeting place that i liked.

About an hour after our meet, i got a phone call from this guy accusing me of being a liar and a fake and cussing me for being such a low creature... i was shopping and just as confused as i could be.  Asked him for an explaination he proceeded to tell me he saw my car parked on the outer perimeter of the mall parking lot and that the only reason anyone parks that far away from the mall enterance is that they are meeting someone.... WTF?  i was parked as close to the enterance as i could park.  Now mind you i was driving that year's most popular model car in the most popular color and i'm sure there were at least 20 or more of my make and color car in that same parking lot.   i asked if he'd written down my license plate number and could he confirm the car was mine? No?  Why all this drama?

It didn't matter.... obviously he'd gone to the mall to check on me and made wild and inaccurate assumptions.  i'm SO glad this happened because he'd seemed like a nice and very reasonable person when we'd met.  His crazy jealous outburst told me everything i needed to know and i am SO lucky it ended before it began.

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ORIGINAL: gemy

...would you mind, if a new person asks this one for help in a first meet, that she share this post with them?