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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 3:01:10 PM   
Politesub53


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ORIGINAL: Satyr6406

I've always liked the Brit term "Todger" (I hope I spelled it right)
 
 
 
 
 
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Perfect spelling Satyr..... a slight variation also used is Tadger.

Anyhow here is a Todger story making the news this week.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 5:42:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Politesub53

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ORIGINAL: Satyr6406

I've always liked the Brit term "Todger" (I hope I spelled it right)
 
 
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
Michael


Perfect spelling Satyr..... a slight variation also used is Tadger.

Anyhow here is a Todger story making the news this week.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/


Polite...I laughed so hard I splorted green tea all over my monitor from the visual of that story.

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 5:47:12 PM   
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The question also is how reliable this story is; maybe it is nothing more than an urban legend. After all, there are no names given at all. Even an agency like Reuters is not immune to falling for that.
A true story that happened when I (Friede) was a kid and lived in Germany: There was a woman that was regularly beaten up by her husband, a co-worker of my father. One day she sneaked up on him from behind and hit his head with a heavy cast-iron frying pan. The man survived with a broken skull, and it was amazing how he changed. He suddenly became very docile; what's more, he developed the habit of looking fearfully behind him every now and then, as if he was afraid she might be sneaking up on him again for another dose of the same.



my MIL's grandmother fled italy in the 20's to escape murder charges.  she found her husband had cheated on her, let him come home and fall asleep....unscrewed the huge round ball on the headboard of their brass bed, and knocked him across the head with it.  fled in the night with their two children, came to america and settled down...

she found out from her relatives that he survived the blow, went on to marry the mistress.....who poisoned him when he cheated on HER.

interesting stuff.

kitten

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 5:51:30 PM   
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How retarded do you have to be to continue to live with the person you could not stand to be married to one more day?
I would NEVER trust my ex to continue to live in the same house without one of us accidentally killing the other.    M


in russia, there is a severe housing shortage.  i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions.

kitten, who actually lived with her ex for over 5 months after the divorce was final....just in separate bedrooms

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 5:53:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

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ORIGINAL: Politesub53

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ORIGINAL: Satyr6406

I've always liked the Brit term "Todger" (I hope I spelled it right)
 
 
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
Michael


Perfect spelling Satyr..... a slight variation also used is Tadger.

Anyhow here is a Todger story making the news this week.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/08/20/dwarf_hoover_incident/


Polite...I laughed so hard I splorted green tea all over my monitor from the visual of that story.


Hahaha Ma`am....Something else to blame me for.....

See what happens when we get all politically correct. The government bans us from shooting them from cannons and they go and do stuff like this, due to boredom. 

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 5:54:01 PM   
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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 5:57:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		well, a woman sets my peener on fire, shes gonna be hot boxing that motherfucker before the night is over.

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 6:00:33 PM   
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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 6:22:15 PM   
iwannapullurhair


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Status: offline 		Oh the humanity! I bet she still gets another man and no jail sentence to speak of. That Bobbit woman found another man-That guy is fucking crazy!

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 9:12:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		If things are really so hard over there, maybe she was just trying to save on hot dogs.

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ORIGINAL: adoracat

in russia, there is a severe housing shortage.  i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions.

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 9:27:11 PM   
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How retarded do you have to be to continue to live with the person you could not stand to be married to one more day?
I would NEVER trust my ex to continue to live in the same house without one of us accidentally killing the other.    M


"accidentally"

They continued to share a small flat,
"something common in Russia, where property costs are very high."

Hmm... so neither were willing to 'move out',
or was one of them ignoring the order to do so?

I would expect, for a divorce,
that 'common living quarters' would have been addressed.

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 9:33:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

well, a woman sets my peener on fire,
shes gonna be hot boxing that motherfucker before the night is over.

Ron(a man of limited patience)



Ooh... well, that certainly ought to show 'em

(yowtchies all 'round... and maybe ought be flag at half-mast for a bit)

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/24/2007 10:24:32 PM   
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Oh the humanity! I bet she still gets another man and no jail sentence to speak of. That Bobbit woman found another man-That guy is fucking crazy!
What, you haven't heard about castration fantasies/kink?!
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adoracat 
i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions.

kitten, who actually lived with her ex for over 5 months after the divorce was final....just in separate bedrooms 
This is one of those situations I cannot fathom, but than again, I've never lived in a place where I had no friends/family I could turn to when in dire straights.   M

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 12:03:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

If things are really so hard over there, maybe she was just trying to save on hot dogs.

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ORIGINAL: adoracat

in russia, there is a severe housing shortage.  i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions.



*giggling*  hard and hot dogs in the same sentence!

kitten, who had a middle school moment, there

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 12:06:49 AM   
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adoracat 
i'm not surprised that neither one could find alternate housing solutions.

kitten, who actually lived with her ex for over 5 months after the divorce was final....just in separate bedrooms 
This is one of those situations I cannot fathom, but than again, I've never lived in a place where I had no friends/family I could turn to when in dire straights.   M


my family lived in texas and virginia, we were in ohio.....that way i still got to see our daughter daily, and when he moved with her out of state, i moved in with friends.  it was ugly all round.

kitten, who's glad that is over 15 years in the past now

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 1:31:07 AM   
MaDomAura


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Status: offline 		Perhaps she hoped he'd plump.. You know "Ball Park Franks - They plump when you cook 'em". Say, was ex-hubby named frank?

Also reminds me of a slang term - Tube Steak, smothered in underwear.

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 1:43:28 AM   
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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 10:43:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		I completely understand the need to remain under the same roof after a divorce. In my own situation, the idea was to make the post-marital period bearable, and that takes twice as much work as when there is an assumed romantic attraction still going on. The legalitieas are vague in such situations, and each partner has to work extra hard to survive and thrive.

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 10:51:18 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go away and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
I'm on fire

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
through the middle of my soul

At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
and a freight train running through the
middle of my head
Only you can cool my desire
I'm on fire

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 11:23:25 AM   
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ORIGINAL: iwannapullurhair

Oh the humanity! I bet she still gets another man and no jail sentence to speak of. That Bobbit woman found another man-That guy is fucking crazy!


maybe he enjoys the rush of not knowing if all his body parts will still be attatched in the morning?

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