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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 11:32:44 AM   
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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070822/od_nm/russia_crime_penis_dc;_ylt=At2zobrTcsolRr1ftJ17jVGs0NUE


I don't know...maybe it's just me but...if a woman, particularly a woman I cohabitated with, ergo, someone I'd probably have a fair idea of her level of sanity, started dousing my peepee with barbeque fluid...my FIRST thought would be "Sure hope she doesn't have a match!!!!", whereupon, had I seen her coming at me with said match...I really don't think I'd stick around long enough to see whether or not she had a good pitching arm.

(Ya know?)

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 11:38:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		There is huge profit to be made from penis sized pencil sharpeners. I’d bring them onto the market myself but sadly I do not have the resourses. In the business world you always have to have a eye on the next big thing.

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/25/2007 7:26:42 PM   
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Yay let's turn this into a slang-word-for-penis thread.

Off the top of my head ...

dick
cock
dong
head
prick
pecker
member
rod
shaft
stiffy
stalk
tool
bone, boner, etc.
knob
wood, woody, etc.
wang
wiener
sausage
meat, manmeat, etc.
jones
johnson
willy
shlong
shmendrick
shmuck
junk
skin flute

... and of couse the infamous tallywhacker


Master, You forgot some.....
El Presidente

women pleaser
g spot finder


~pepperoni~
tube steak
knife/dagger
trouser snake
monkey
peter
pistolino
bird
gun
significant other
little head   (you know,the one that makes all the decisions)



Why do men name their penises?

Because they don`t want a complete stranger,making all their decisions for them.



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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/26/2007 1:03:34 AM   
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And how could we all have forgotten "putz"?

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/26/2007 5:46:21 AM   
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"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."



'Probably just watching the football, and he didn't hear her asking him the time, so she quite rightly set him on fire in a case of the punishment fitting the crime in the eyes of a woman.

Edited to add: if there's any justice in this world, someone will put her tits in a vice and squeeze until her nipples drop off.

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/26/2007 5:57:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		could have been as simple as he was drinking vodka, a bunch spilled in his lap, he didn't notice, she saw it, didn't have a rag handy so she dried it up with a match, before it set into the cushion fabric.

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/26/2007 6:09:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Either that or she was becoming concerned with his active and frequent engagement in devil worship, and she felt the only way to exorcise him of these demons was to set fire to his cock. If she offers that as a defence, then I for one will return a not guilty verdict. 'Truth be told, he knew in his subconscious that the whole devil thing was out of hand, so he set in motion a cycle of events that inevitably led to a burning cock. He has only himself to blame.


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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/26/2007 6:46:45 AM   
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They will be digging up sepulchers and catacombs in every quarter of the city.

Where is Rodrigo Borja when you need to ask that fucker a question?

Cardinal Richelieu

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RE: Woman sets man's penis on fire - 8/26/2007 7:17:20 AM   
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Can you imagine the illuminati required to research the papal bulls in vatican city for a defense precedent?



'Hard going, but another 11 jurors with my mindset will solve the problem. 'Time to give the vodka a swerve when it becomes hard to notice whether or not your cock's on fire. I mean, how long did this bloke sit there with a smoking cock? There must be more to this one than meets the eye.....

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