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Lordandmaster -> Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 3:38:20 PM)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070907/ap_on_re_mi_ea/bin_laden_video

What a fucking hypocrite.

"Convert to Islam, because that's good.  We might still kill you anyway, because we don't particularly give a shit whom we blow up when we blow up our targets, but at least you'll be a Muslim when we kill you."

Why do Muslims listen to this asshole?



Level -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 3:42:02 PM)

Because a lot of them that do are assholes, too.



SusanofO -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 3:52:46 PM)

I think when someone has to spend most of their life in hiding - and in a cave in the middle of nowhere - it speaks to their personal credibility, don't you?

- Susan 



mnottertail -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 3:58:23 PM)

I am convinced that several million americans are examining their souls right now, sipping on a brewski and eyeballing the yellow pages, and thruout the land, yelling to the wife in unison, 'Honey, where would you look in the yellow pages to find 70 virgins catering services?' in their best Samuel L. Jackson voices.

Thanks OB, we're on it.

Ron



popeye1250 -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 4:34:02 PM)

Fuckin _A_ Who wants to come to my "I'm a Muslim Party?"
BOOZE, Pork Barbeque, I can have a Rabbi swear me in.
Damn! I wish I knew how to make one of those "You Tube" things in answer to Bin Laden!
He can lick my SCROTUM!



cyberdude611 -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 4:36:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Fuckin _A_ Who wants to come to my "I'm a Muslim Party?"
BOOZE, Pork Barbeque, I can have a Rabbi swear me in.
Damn! I wish I knew how to make one of those "You Tube" things in answer to Bin Laden!
He can lick my SCROTUM!


I doubt Osama has intenet access in his cave. So he probably doesnt check out YouTube.



FullCircle -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 4:53:58 PM)

I’d rather scoop my brain out through my nose than convert to Islam of any other religion for that matter.

So God creates people for other people to kill? Could be a test I suppose.



Real0ne -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 5:37:45 PM)



at first glance this is nothing more than a pitch to further the expansion.   We need to into iran now too after all.  it does not sound like other stuff i have seen or read of his 



InfernoMDM -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 6:02:16 PM)

Osama has one major goal that is pretty much paralleled by Al-queada.  A world islam.  Unlike most other organizations that are terroristic in nature Al-queada is really the only one that truely was looking to unify all Muslims.  That said after we went into Afganistan Al-queada has been crippled to the point it wont suceed in its goal, or even progressing.  These comments are only limited plublicity to further the cause.

Lastly I love how he asked why the democrats haven't stopped the war even though they are the majority.  This will only further the fire and seperation among the US, which is exactly what he wants.  It's to bad both sides will use his comments as a political rallying point.  Even if the canidates don't.



Lashra -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 6:04:00 PM)

I'd rather dig my eyes out with a fork than convert to Islam, or any other religion. They are as bad as the Nazis in their hate for other human beings. Besides this redhead isn't putting a rag on her head and groveling at the feet of anyone.

~Lashra



popeye1250 -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 6:24:07 PM)

Now I know about the "72 virgins" but if I just punch myself in the face can I get just two virgins?



LATEXBABY64 -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 6:34:09 PM)

I vote NRA for all the people in america  convert this country back to god guns and guts



asubmissiveheart -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 7:07:09 PM)

Why have Americans not been able to find the asshole is the question.



luckydog1 -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 8:41:36 PM)

Hey, it took longer to find the Olympic/abortion bomber, and he was hiding in America.  Found him by accident, some "pig""harrasing a homeless man digging in a dumpster, turns out he was one of the most wanted men in America



Real0ne -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 9:24:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: asubmissiveheart

Why have Americans not been able to find the asshole is the question.



IF YOU LIKE QUESTIONS HERES ONE FOR YA:

WHY ARE HIS MEDICAL RECORDS "SECRET" AND WHY CAN THEY NOT BE REVIEWD EVEN THROUGH THE FOIA?


oops sorry bout tha CAPS!  LOL



FangsNfeet -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 9:38:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Now I know about the "72 virgins" but if I just punch myself in the face can I get just two virgins?


It's worse than you think. You get the virgins, however, they are only there as servents who you can't have sex with. There's no fucking in the after life. Islam must be about having to deal with pain and suffering. After all, what straight man would want 72 virgins serving him by hand and foot with no hanky panky?

As for becoming Islam, I would rather die first. After all, I will never stone someone to death just for being  homosexual.



sub4hire -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 9:45:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: asubmissiveheart

Why have Americans not been able to find the asshole is the question.


Because Bush officially called off the search years ago.



InfernoMDM -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 10:03:26 PM)

RealOne - Because there is more to his health problems then one would think.  Keeping it supressed allows us the benifit of not haveing tons of Supporters of Bin Ladin not faking documentation all over the place.  He doesn't let out he has medical problems to his followers because he has been formed into the image of Mohammed.  Like him hiding in caves much like Mohammed did.

sub4hire - People are entitled to opinions, not stupidity.  Mr. Bill Clinton had several opertunities to kill the guy.  Most notably in K-town where a CIA team was looking for The Jackel.  One of our operatives ran by Mr. Bin Laden's house pretty much every day, and wasn't allowed to act.  Not to mention several other times.  Also if you think its easy to hunt someone down, remember this guy doesn't stay in the same place long, he doesn't use anything traceable.

Do i blame Clinton?  No he had his reason, all be it pobably ignorant at the time.

I suggest before you go shooting off on topics you don't know you do a bit of research.



Sinergy -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 10:47:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

I’d rather scoop my brain out through my nose than convert to Islam of any other religion for that matter.

So God creates people for other people to kill? Could be a test I suppose.


I cannot remember the person who pointed out that people as a whole tend to always create and worship Gods replete with all of the emotional baggage and lack of restraint and self control that one finds in 3 year olds.

Sinergy



TheHeretic -> RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam (9/7/2007 10:52:47 PM)

      But, but, but... if we do what he says, all our troops can come home and there will be peace.  Isn't that the most important thing in the world???

[:'(]



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