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Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 3:38:20 PM   
Lordandmaster


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What a fucking hypocrite.

"Convert to Islam, because that's good.  We might still kill you anyway, because we don't particularly give a shit whom we blow up when we blow up our targets, but at least you'll be a Muslim when we kill you."

Why do Muslims listen to this asshole?
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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 3:42:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Because a lot of them that do are assholes, too.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 3:52:46 PM   
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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 3:58:23 PM   
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Thanks OB, we're on it.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 4:34:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Fuckin _A_ Who wants to come to my "I'm a Muslim Party?"
BOOZE, Pork Barbeque, I can have a Rabbi swear me in.
Damn! I wish I knew how to make one of those "You Tube" things in answer to Bin Laden!
He can lick my SCROTUM!

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 4:36:31 PM   
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Fuckin _A_ Who wants to come to my "I'm a Muslim Party?"
BOOZE, Pork Barbeque, I can have a Rabbi swear me in.
Damn! I wish I knew how to make one of those "You Tube" things in answer to Bin Laden!
He can lick my SCROTUM!


I doubt Osama has intenet access in his cave. So he probably doesnt check out YouTube.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 4:53:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		I’d rather scoop my brain out through my nose than convert to Islam of any other religion for that matter.

So God creates people for other people to kill? Could be a test I suppose.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 5:37:45 PM   
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at first glance this is nothing more than a pitch to further the expansion.   We need to into iran now too after all.  it does not sound like other stuff i have seen or read of his 

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 6:02:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Osama has one major goal that is pretty much paralleled by Al-queada.  A world islam.  Unlike most other organizations that are terroristic in nature Al-queada is really the only one that truely was looking to unify all Muslims.  That said after we went into Afganistan Al-queada has been crippled to the point it wont suceed in its goal, or even progressing.  These comments are only limited plublicity to further the cause.

Lastly I love how he asked why the democrats haven't stopped the war even though they are the majority.  This will only further the fire and seperation among the US, which is exactly what he wants.  It's to bad both sides will use his comments as a political rallying point.  Even if the canidates don't.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 6:04:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'd rather dig my eyes out with a fork than convert to Islam, or any other religion. They are as bad as the Nazis in their hate for other human beings. Besides this redhead isn't putting a rag on her head and groveling at the feet of anyone.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 6:24:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Now I know about the "72 virgins" but if I just punch myself in the face can I get just two virgins?

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 6:34:09 PM   
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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 7:07:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		Why have Americans not been able to find the asshole is the question.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 8:41:36 PM   
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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 9:24:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: asubmissiveheart

Why have Americans not been able to find the asshole is the question.



IF YOU LIKE QUESTIONS HERES ONE FOR YA:

WHY ARE HIS MEDICAL RECORDS "SECRET" AND WHY CAN THEY NOT BE REVIEWD EVEN THROUGH THE FOIA?


oops sorry bout tha CAPS!  LOL


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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 9:38:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Now I know about the "72 virgins" but if I just punch myself in the face can I get just two virgins?


It's worse than you think. You get the virgins, however, they are only there as servents who you can't have sex with. There's no fucking in the after life. Islam must be about having to deal with pain and suffering. After all, what straight man would want 72 virgins serving him by hand and foot with no hanky panky?

As for becoming Islam, I would rather die first. After all, I will never stone someone to death just for being  homosexual.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 9:45:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: asubmissiveheart

Why have Americans not been able to find the asshole is the question.


Because Bush officially called off the search years ago.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 10:03:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		RealOne - Because there is more to his health problems then one would think.  Keeping it supressed allows us the benifit of not haveing tons of Supporters of Bin Ladin not faking documentation all over the place.  He doesn't let out he has medical problems to his followers because he has been formed into the image of Mohammed.  Like him hiding in caves much like Mohammed did.

sub4hire - People are entitled to opinions, not stupidity.  Mr. Bill Clinton had several opertunities to kill the guy.  Most notably in K-town where a CIA team was looking for The Jackel.  One of our operatives ran by Mr. Bin Laden's house pretty much every day, and wasn't allowed to act.  Not to mention several other times.  Also if you think its easy to hunt someone down, remember this guy doesn't stay in the same place long, he doesn't use anything traceable.

Do i blame Clinton?  No he had his reason, all be it pobably ignorant at the time.

I suggest before you go shooting off on topics you don't know you do a bit of research.

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 10:47:03 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FullCircle

I’d rather scoop my brain out through my nose than convert to Islam of any other religion for that matter.

So God creates people for other people to kill? Could be a test I suppose.


I cannot remember the person who pointed out that people as a whole tend to always create and worship Gods replete with all of the emotional baggage and lack of restraint and self control that one finds in 3 year olds.

Sinergy

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RE: Bin Laden urges Americans to convert to Islam - 9/7/2007 10:52:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		      But, but, but... if we do what he says, all our troops can come home and there will be peace.  Isn't that the most important thing in the world???



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