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how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/14/2007 10:14:03 PM

softpjOS

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Ok, maybe it's just late and I'm feelin a bit loopy after reading the 45,983rd post on how TO find a Mistress so I thought why not start a list on how NOT to....

1. sit online day in/day out whining that there aren't any Dommes in your state

anyone else care to share?

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/14/2007 10:36:38 PM

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2. Send obviously cut and paste messages to those you email. Especially multiple times to the same domme!

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/14/2007 10:39:03 PM

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Do not send a 12 page essay on YOUR kinks/sexual experiences and expect Her to message you salivating and hot for your body.

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/14/2007 10:40:44 PM

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4. One liners are bad, mmmmkay?

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/14/2007 11:41:05 PM

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Two points:

I would say, do not open with griping and animosity.
Sometimes, this takes the form of faint praise: "I can tell, from your profile, that you're not like all these other awful people...," and then they're off and running, more invested in their anger and defensiveness, than any other emotion.

Even if you think you're complimenting the dominant, by comparing her favourably to all those other money-grubbing, game-playing, psycho women you keep coming across...ya know? You begin to get the flavour of that? It's not appealing.

Also, have a little faith, that the person you're contacting may be as fine and good a person, as you or anyone you know and admire. If you think it's not likely, then please don't contact them.

Good people have sex, too. Fine, respectable people, even heroes and geniuses (genii?) have sexual fantasies and their own perversions, and want to share them with someone worthy. How 'bout you? Aren't you a good person, a respectable person, a real person? Or do you feel bad about yourself, for having your BDSM urges?

My point, for heaven's sake, don't look down on the very people you want to dominate you. Don't think that there's something wrong with them, for wanting to do the same things that you want done to you!

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/14/2007 11:41:51 PM

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Or start your messages....Pwease Mistwess

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 12:27:14 AM

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Ask her bra size, weight and if she takes it up the ass in your intro message.

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 12:31:04 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: onthenosetone

Ok, I have to ask.. is it "on the nose tone" or "on the no set one." Neither is a phrase I'm familiar with, so.. I'm at a loss. It's buggin me. I know, I know, I'm weird.. lol

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 12:31:39 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: softpjOS
Ok, maybe it's just late and I'm feelin a bit loopy after reading the 45,983rd post on how TO find a Mistress so I thought why not start a list on how NOT to....

1. sit online day in/day out whining that there aren't any Dommes in your state

anyone else care to share?

A good way to NOT find a Mistress? Be sure to address her as honey, dear, or sweetie in your introductory letter, LOL.

Another tip: use "u" instead of "you," "r" instead of "are," etc. U R sure not to impress her that way.

Lady Topaz

< Message edited by MysticFireTopaz -- 9/15/2007 12:35:26 AM >

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 1:01:43 AM

BeachMystress

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopa

A good way to NOT find a Mistress? Be sure to address her as honey, dear, or sweetie in your introductory letter, LOL.

Another tip: use "u" instead of "you," "r" instead of "are," etc. U R sure not to impress her that way.

Lady Topaz

OMG, these are both things that drive me nuts and earn the guy an ignore! First off, if they have to use a diminutive with a strange woman it says to me that they have to make the woman lesser to deal with her (I sometimes make exceptions for older men raised in the south, but not always!) And... if they guy is too lazy to spell out a three letter word, he's not likely to come over and wash your car on his lazy sunday afternoon!

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 2:31:54 AM

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So to recap :

Hi Sweetie, i hope U don`t mind me writing again and again, pwease be my Mistress and i, ops we, can start having some fun. It`s not fair that U dont reply to me or even live local, what up with U all living in other places...Please find attached 12 pages of things i, ops we, could possibly do. Finally i have three questions for U...

Urs politesub

P.S...... The car wash is first on the right....

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 2:39:00 AM

MissMagnolia

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ROFLMAO politesub!!!

Be sure not to send a prospective Mistress an email ranting and raving about how beautiful/smart/funny/psychopathic/whatever she is, especially when she has no photo and you patently haven't bothered to read her profile.

Do not email a Mistress and tell her you cannot wait to serve at her feet/be used by her/devote your life to her, especially when she lives in another country.

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 2:48:31 AM

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If i may have a little peace and quiet please Ma`am... I`m still working on 12 pages of kinks but stuck on page one....

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 3:04:15 AM

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You clearly lack imagination. Simply go and choose all the listed kinks, than elaborate on each in your note to her.

As to "how Not to find a Mistress",
1) I say write your profile in a short and concise manner stating you seek a person who is nothing like she is, than insist, you don't really mean what's on your profile.
2) Write her a very long note about all of your sexual/kink experience with other women, include very explicit photos of you doing said acts with other women and men, though it in no way relates to anything on her profile, but refuse to add your first name because you are extremely concerned about your privacy. M

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 3:30:01 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: FullfigRIMaam

You clearly lack imagination. Simply go and choose all the listed kinks, than elaborate on each in your note to her.

Just the opposite Ma`am...... I am stuck as to which of the other 37 pages to sling away

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 3:32:44 AM

LadyPact

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Not sure what number We're on now......

Don't write saying that you are the "exception" to whatever rule she has for what she is seeking. If she says single only, but you're married....... If she says 25-45, but you're 70...... If she says local, but you're in another country....... You get the idea.

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 3:34:42 AM

BeachMystress

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ROFLMAO

... and you forgot to ask her bra size!

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 4:02:27 AM

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I'm going to add to your frustratio/indecision and suggest you lose that face picture and instead add a cock shot, with a note on how she should make you her slave with a good humiliation story.

M

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 4:07:02 AM

Politesub53

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BeachMystress

ROFLMAO

... and you forgot to ask her bra size!

Read post seven and try and work out what my three questions were Ma`am..i was too polite to say

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RE: how to NOT find a Mistress - 9/15/2007 4:09:13 AM

Politesub53

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Yes yes add a cock shot..... i hear a sense of humour works wonders

As for the humiliating story.... a picture paints a thousand words.

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