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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:36:35 PM   
Satyr6406


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:38:39 PM   
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:39:38 PM   
Satyr6406


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:41:06 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:44:04 PM   
Satyr6406


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 3:56:12 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 4:52:42 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 5:04:44 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 5:19:01 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 5:20:02 PM   
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I usually date attractive girls, but I've decided I really should be with someone more like you.
 
 
 
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 5:55:09 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 7:13:26 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 7:42:02 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 8:40:49 PM   
Satyr6406


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 8:44:49 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 8:53:14 PM   
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Wanna free my willy? It’s a whale of a job.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 8:56:06 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/29/2007 10:56:33 PM   
nyrisa


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A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best. At other times you can be as modest and dignified as your persona requires. Robert Heinlein

The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it is still on my list.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/30/2007 7:52:12 AM   
valkyriesdaughte


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< Message edited by valkyriesdaughte -- 9/30/2007 7:57:59 AM >

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/30/2007 4:08:25 PM   
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