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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:11:51 AM   
scifi1133


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that outfit would look so much better balled up on my floor.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:14:48 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:19:14 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:20:22 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:25:28 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:27:26 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:29:03 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:30:56 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:31:45 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:32:14 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:34:31 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:34:55 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:35:38 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:38:59 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:41:08 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:43:33 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:45:41 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:47:45 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:50:04 AM   
scifi1133


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mmmmmm beer goggles

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And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:53:48 AM   
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