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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 6:07:40 PM

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Can I borrow a quarter so I can call my mom and tell her I met an angel

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 6:16:58 PM

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Ho, yeah...I gotta quarter for ya right here, bay-bee...

*holds his pocket open*

Reach right on in...

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 6:19:56 PM

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reaches in... that is a dime Lumus

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 6:21:56 PM

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It might be a dime, but it'll fit right in the slot nicely!

'Sides, I got mo in mah back pocket...

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 6:24:32 PM

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I can't think of anything clever to say to that lol

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/4/2007 8:22:19 PM

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get a room you two!

Your pants are like a mirror, I can see myself in them!

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/5/2007 1:04:44 AM

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I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/5/2007 3:30:38 AM

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You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/5/2007 8:53:19 AM

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First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/5/2007 8:55:21 AM

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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth this morning

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/5/2007 8:55:41 AM

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my place your place ...or do you just want to head out to the parking oot?

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/5/2007 9:30:04 AM

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badges? badges? we don't need no stinkin badges

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/5/2007 9:38:14 AM

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Hi. I think your friend is really hot. Do you have a ride home or is it just going to be the three of us?

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