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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/30/2007 4:22:04 PM   
Carrianna


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/30/2007 4:23:27 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 9/30/2007 10:34:05 PM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 4:28:08 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 4:30:35 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 4:32:02 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 4:38:28 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 4:50:33 AM   
TankII7871


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 4:56:26 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 5:01:26 AM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 5:05:09 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 5:06:48 AM   
scifi1133


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what do you want for breakfast....sausage or sausage

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 5:22:40 AM   
hotmuffin


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youre just like milk.....i want to make you part of my complete breakfast
 
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 5:25:08 AM   
scifi1133


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 5:29:31 AM   
hotmuffin


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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
 
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 5:33:15 AM   
scifi1133


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Im going to have you tonight anyway so you might as well be there to enjoy it.....

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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 5:34:52 AM   
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 5:56:02 AM   
hotmuffin


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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:03:49 AM   
scifi1133


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And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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RE: Bad Pickup Lines for TPAM - 10/1/2007 6:08:49 AM   
hotmuffin


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That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!
 
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