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Sinergy -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 8:51:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CuriousLord

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ORIGINAL: Padriag

Reading over some of the generalizations about various genders in this thread I have the sudden urge to call Myth Busters... [8D]


That's true.  There's not many universal generalizations for the genders.  Actually, hell, I could list the few that exist as near-absolute qualities.
  • All women have a vagina.  Generally two boobs.



"Vagina, men dont like saying it, whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or
his rod or his.... Johnson"  Maude Lebowski.

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All men have a penis and two balls.  Ocassionally two boobs.



"Johnson?"  "That and two testicles"   Jeffery Lebowski.
"Bob, Bob had bitch tits."  Tyler Durden.

Hope this clarified things for everybody.

Sinergy




VieVivante -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 9:04:57 AM)

What! Life isn't fair? That's not, uh, fair!

Actually back in the old country we have a saying "Life isn't fair, it isn't unfair. Life just is". That has always been my credo.




Sinergy -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 9:25:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VieVivante

What! Life isn't fair? That's not, uh, fair!

Actually back in the old country we have a saying "Life isn't fair, it isn't unfair. Life just is". That has always been my credo.


"You want fair?  Whose the fucking nihilist now?"  Walter Sobchak




VieVivante -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 10:19:57 AM)

"You're being very unDude." "Awww, fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling."
Walter Sobchak




grumpieoldbitch -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 11:17:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SirDominic

This is the profile for a Domme, name not important, nor even relevant as I picked it at random from the very many that are similar to it. Any man who attempted such a profile would be shot down in flames, and would certainly never get a woman to respond positively. Yet there are numerous female Doms who use this approach, with, I assume success. Can you say double standard?!?!?!?!?

I am Superior to you in every way!
If I own you as a slave you can consider yourself fortunate. I am greedy and self-important, I care only for myself and nothing for you!
I only have sex with women, NOT MEN! I am only interested in men who have credit cards and see it as their duty to become enslaved by me, to spoil me, worship me. Be warned, there is a very tough selection process!


I admit it, I'm envious. lol.

I sent you a private response so as not to upset the delicate balance of the female doms.[X(]




CreativeDominant -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 11:55:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Hmmmmmmmmmm...O.K., Knight...you've got sweet eyes.  Happier now?  [;)] 


mmmmmmmm how do you look in a dress???   we might be compatible.


Hmmmmmmmmmmm....well, if you can get past the muscular calves and the hairy butt and shoulders and chest....I guess I'd look O.K.  [;)]




LaTigresse -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 12:13:27 PM)

A vision of loveliness to be sure![:D]




CreativeDominant -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 12:22:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

A vision of loveliness to be sure![:D]


Just grins....ohhhhhhhh  yeah.  Me sooooooo sexy that way.




TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 6:51:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

Hmmmmmmmmmm...O.K., Knight...you've got sweet eyes.  Happier now?  [;)] 


mmmmmmmm how do you look in a dress???   we might be compatible.


Hmmmmmmmmmmm....well, if you can get past the muscular calves and the hairy butt and shoulders and chest....I guess I'd look O.K.  [;)]
Does anyone have any duct tape pleassseee!!!...I (the sweetest ,most peaceful creature in the world, just had a sadistic breakthrough!!)...Tempting




ELUSIVE1 -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 7:37:12 PM)

men do try to get away with profiles like that...just last week I was approached by a married male dominant that wanted in effect 'a kinky Hazel"
someone to keep house and watch after the kids , then be a sex slave to him and his switch wife at night...gee, now why wouldn't I just jump at that opportunity eh?/ oh yeah--and the kicker, he wanted her to be slim and pretty...told him to go rub Alladin's lamp




Vendaval -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/8/2007 8:50:17 PM)

Yet another example of "pay to play". 




Dnomyar -> RE: Why Can't Guys Get Away With This? (11/9/2007 8:23:48 AM)

OK I will throw a fly in the ointment. A man doesnt have to pose as a Pro Dom in order to have women give him things and support him. Some will do so naturally. Some Submissive's and Domme's will take an aggressive stance to get who they want.




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