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Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 2:51:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		Was thinking about friends this evening and realised i have more male friends than i do women. Now this in itself was no big shock to me but i did begin to wonder why !?!
 
I have always thought it was because i think many women (and no not all, so please do not flame me) can be out and out bitches, jealous, under handed and quite nasty. A lot of my female friends have, and excuse my french fucked me over big style.  I just don't find that with my male friends.
 
I guess you could say pick better friends but i have never had the same problem with my male friends. So can it really be that my judgement of females is just so out of synch with that of males?
 
Apparently not, according to them (the male friends) i can manipulate them with my sex, being female. I've honestly always thought that my male friends were just my friends and that was it. Pretty much like my girlie friends. Seems that isnt so!! To my surprise most of my male friends also fancy me. They say it's very rare to find a 100% platonic relationship between a man and woman.  Is it?
 
They also say that fancying your friend changes the dynamics. That as my friend they sometimes want to argue points with me, but as someone who fancies me they don't always. Why? Because they then think all chances of getting in knickers will be off basically !! 
 
I'm baffled, i don't get it.
Help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 3:06:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		If I were to make a list of all the friends I've had in my life, it'd be pretty damn close to 50/50 male and female.
 
Do I want to have sex with my female friends? Often, yes..... ...... but that's part of being a guy.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 3:08:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, if it's a getting in your knickers issue. You could just fuck them on a set schedule, that can't regardless of any arguments, be derailed. Then the pussy issue wouldn't be an issue. LOL. that sounds like a joke, but really I'd say is the only solution if sex is on their mind anyway.

If they know they are going to get laid regardless, what's the point of manipulating you into the mood. It would be unnecessary.

Besides that option, I'd say it's unresolvable and it's just a deal with it scenario. IMO.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 3:08:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		With those steely eyes of yours I can see the males being attracted…I certainly am. I think men find it much harder not to think in sexual terms then woman. But true male friends, if they knew you were not interested in a sexual relationship and still valued your relationship, would not keep trying to come on to you.

If they saw you unattached and felt a change in your attitude then they may test the waters. I don’t know if you do or not… but…. if you talk about trouble in a relationship… the same way men do with men and women do with women then they may think the way is open for a different relationship.

You should feel flattered they desire you but just let them know the desire will not be returned and see if they are true friends.
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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 3:14:42 PM   
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Do I want to have sex with my female friends? Often, yes..... ...... but that's part of being a guy.


Am i your friend?
See this may be where i get in trouble lol.
 
 
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You could just fuck them on a set schedule,


I dont find any of them attractive, well maybe one.
 
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You should feel flattered they desire you but just let them know the desire will not be returned and see if they are true friends.

 
I am flattered but i'm a little shocked too. I honestly thought they already knew i didn't desire them other that as friends.



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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 3:17:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ohhhhhh Misst, they are guys! Of course they think about bagging you. Wether or not they honestly believe they have an ice cube's chance in hell of doing it.....irrelevant....but they can dream.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 3:21:55 PM   
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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 3:23:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		I find it much more difficult to make friends with men than with women.  This is not because I want to have sex with women and not men, but more because there are aspects to male to male platonic relationships that I have never really figured out, which is not the case with my platonic friendships with women.

I really only want to have sex with the person I am in a relationship with, and since I dont spend most of my life trying to have conversations with women's breasts, we get along just peachy.

We do teach people in our classes that in a case where one person wants to be friends, and the other one wants more than that, odds are fairly small that the friendship will be lasting.

Just me, could be wrong, but there ya go.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 3:53:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's actually very simple. With the exception of family every woman a man knows is rated by her doablity. It's just our nature. I personally have female freinds that I know I will never have sex with. But that doesn't stop the impulse to think about it. I obviously can't speak for women but my opinion is that women don't automatically default to "how fuckable is this person?" each second. I'm sure they have strictly platonic relationships without that distraction. Maybe I am wrong. What I know and can see about you - you are fuckable. If I were your freind in real life I could resist the urge to act on it but it would always be there. It's just how we with penises are. :)

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:18:43 PM   
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We do teach people in our classes that in a case where one person wants to be friends, and the other one wants more than that, odds are fairly small that the friendship will be lasting.

I've heard this too but god damn it some of these guys are great friends.
 
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 obviously can't speak for women but my opinion is that women don't automatically default to "how fuckable is this person?" each second.

I think you are right.
 
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If I were your freind in real life I could resist the urge to act on it but it would always be there. It's just how we with penises are. :)

Thank you - i think !!

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:21:32 PM   
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Do I want to have sex with my female friends? Often, yes..... ...... but that's part of being a guy.


Am i your friend?
See this may be where i get in trouble lol.


Indeed.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:24:39 PM   
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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:28:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		Want them to be blantantly honest with you?  Sleep with them.  All of them.  And tell them you're free whenever.

No, no, I'm not serious.. that'd be a little demanding on you.  :P  But, if you did, you'd probably start getting some truthful answers.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:32:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: InnocentYoungSub

LOL@this whole thread. 


Why?
 
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Want them to be blantantly honest with you?  Sleep with them.  All of them.  And tell them you're free whenever.

No, no, I'm not serious.. that'd be a little demanding on you.  :P  But, if you did, you'd probably start getting some truthful answers.


good plan.
Oh sheesh you were kidding.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:35:11 PM   
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Want them to be blantantly honest with you?  Sleep with them.  All of them.  And tell them you're free whenever.

No, no, I'm not serious.. that'd be a little demanding on you.  :P  But, if you did, you'd probably start getting some truthful answers.


good plan.
Oh sheesh you were kidding.


On second thought, you should probably go through with it.

Hey, you know.. I've always felt that we're pretty close.  You know, sorta like friends 'n such.

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:47:49 PM   
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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:48:40 PM   
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Was thinking about friends this evening and realised i have more male friends than i do women. Now this in itself was no big shock to me but i did begin to wonder why !?!
 
I have always thought it was because i think many women (and no not all, so please do not flame me) can be out and out bitches, jealous, under handed and quite nasty. A lot of my female friends have, and excuse my french fucked me over big style.  I just don't find that with my male friends.
 
 

'Same thoughts here. Sharing a few jugs down the pub with women?! Almost impossible because there's always something wrong with them...."this isn't right, that isn't right, he's offended me, can we move to that table over there 'cause there's a draft blowing through the door". You know what you're getting with men.....find a table, get some ale in and talk about whatever comes to mind, sit there for hours and have a laugh and a good night, just enjoying the company. With women.....there's always something wrong....too unreliable, too volatile, and, worst of all, why can't they grasp that no one gives a fuck about their hair/dress/shoes etc...if they could handle this concept, then the man/woman serious friendship thing would stand a chance.

'In the interests of balance, they're quite handy when you need a fuck: every cloud has a silver lining.

< Message edited by NorthernGent -- 11/7/2007 4:50:35 PM >

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:49:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

Was thinking about friends this evening and realised i have more male friends than i do women. Now this in itself was no big shock to me but i did begin to wonder why !?!
 
I have always thought it was because i think many women (and no not all, so please do not flame me) can be out and out bitches, jealous, under handed and quite nasty. A lot of my female friends have, and excuse my french fucked me over big style.  I just don't find that with my male friends.
 
I guess you could say pick better friends but i have never had the same problem with my male friends. So can it really be that my judgement of females is just so out of synch with that of males?
 
Apparently not, according to them (the male friends) i can manipulate them with my sex, being female. I've honestly always thought that my male friends were just my friends and that was it. Pretty much like my girlie friends. Seems that isnt so!! To my surprise most of my male friends also fancy me. They say it's very rare to find a 100% platonic relationship between a man and woman.  Is it?
 
They also say that fancying your friend changes the dynamics. That as my friend they sometimes want to argue points with me, but as someone who fancies me they don't always. Why? Because they then think all chances of getting in knickers will be off basically !! 
 
I'm baffled, i don't get it.
Help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


Well, that was a rather effusive response to your own question, which, as I understood it was..."Why do I have more guy friends than girlfriends?"

Now, allow me to dissect your response.

You commented that it may be because women are (can be/tend to be/might be)....bitches.

I, of course, as a male sub would never agree with you....however, the fellow who resides next to me when I talk to myself on the freeway .... well he would (possibly) agree with you (I of course would not).

Naturally....if it could get me more pussy...I would agree with you...but statistics being what they are....I'd have to say...agreeing with you would assure me of no pussy until at least....oh....2374.

So...using my Ph.D. and of course my unending and well rounded experience in life....I'd have to say....the reason you have more male friends than female friends would be because.....

You have tits.

(I could be wrong).

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 4:52:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		Friendships between males are different than friendships between females. They are often based on sports and other activities. Men do guy things. They don't talk to each other about their feelings the way women do. I've heard that some men seek female platonic friends to talk to about things they can't share with their male buddies without being seen as unmasculine.  

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RE: Help - i don't understand those with penises!! - 11/7/2007 5:00:04 PM   
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'Same thoughts here. Sharing a few jugs down the pub with women?! Almost impossible because there's always something wrong with them...."this isn't right, that isn't right, he's offended me, can we move to that table over there 'cause there's a draft blowing through the door". You know what you're getting with men.....find a table, get some ale in and talk about whatever comes to mind, sit there for hours and have a laugh and a good night, just enjoying the company. With women.....there's always something wrong....too unreliable, too volatile, and, worst of all, why can't they grasp that no one gives a fuck about their hair/dress/shoes etc...if they could handle this concept, then the man/woman serious friendship thing would stand a chance.

'In the interests of balance, they're quite handy when you need a fuck: every cloud has a silver lining.


Ya know what NG, for once i totally agree with you. Oh just one little disagree, i care what shoes etc im wearing but dont give a fuck about others unless they are better than mine.



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