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chiaThePet -> RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship (11/9/2007 7:43:42 PM)

Call her Sir in the midst of an intense exchange of devotion.

Buy her a weed-wacker for her birthday.

Tell her, "Yes, those pants do make your ass look big."

chia* (the pet)



batshalom -> RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship (11/10/2007 4:12:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

Tell her, "Yes, those pants do make your ass look big."



Or tell him "Yes, your gut does make your penis look small."

(I like to follow this up with a good hard belly slap.)



chiaThePet -> RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship (11/10/2007 7:39:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet

Tell her, "Yes, those pants do make your ass look big."



Or tell him "Yes, your gut does make your penis look small."

(I like to follow this up with a good hard belly slap.)


Turn about is fair play, and being Bi, I am in total agreement.

Laughs, and only my penis jiggles, great, now I have to take care of that, thanks.

chia* (the pet)



scottjk -> RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship (11/10/2007 8:15:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

Here's a sample of some of his 35:
  1. Convince Yourself You are the Center of the Universe
  2. Criticize Early and Often
  3. Never Be Grateful
  4. Envy Everything; Appreciate Nothing
  5. Don't Enjoy the Simple Things in Life
  6. Treat The People Who are Good to You Badly
  7. Treat the People Who are Bad to You Well
  8. Keep Score
  9. Remember That No One Else Counts
  10. Know That You Don't Owe Anyone Anything
  11. Do It Your Way
  12. Be a Smart-Ass
  13. Whenever Possible, Say "I Told You So"





Okay, I'm getting that book!



scottjk -> RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship (11/10/2007 8:24:32 AM)

I'd like to add to this horrific parade of often repeatable errors...

Never making time for the relationship. It's the all time greatest kyptonite of a relationship, hands down.

Sure, you can have all kinds of rational, sensible and understandable reasons for not having enough time for a relationship, but it all gets negated when you actually get INTO a relationship with some one. Then it all becomes invalid. I can see it happening AFTER you get into a relationship, but my view remains the same as well. Time is sacred.



tasha_tart -> RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship (11/11/2007 7:55:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HalloweenWhite

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ORIGINAL: Aceton

Two Words: Long Distance


(Okay, not true for everyone, and every situation, but goddamn it can be a life waster.)



....Two more words.......here! here! (to the life waster comment)


I would prefer to think that I'm lucky enough to have met a wonderful woman with whom I'd happily spend the rest of my life, rather than that I'm wasting my life.
 
She happens to live several thousand kilometres away, true, but we've been lucky enough to spend a week or so together every 6-8 weeks.  Work and family situations are not conducive to a move for either of us for a couple of years (I can retire in 2009 [:D]) and we are both focusing on making it work, rather than crying "woe!"
 
Tasha



ExSteelAgain -> RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship (11/12/2007 3:19:23 AM)

The Dom finds on the AOL account another screenname, "Hotchick4all2use."



raneMJH -> RE: How to Royally Screw Up a BDSM Relationship (11/12/2007 10:07:12 AM)

Laziness, plain and simple
mixed up priorities, not putting the relationship first



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