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sexyone4you -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 12:19:27 PM)
Patient, stab your left foot with a knife and pin it to the floor. You will forget all about your migraine. Doctor, my nipple ring is oozing pus. What should I do?

SeraphinaKrow -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 2:13:19 PM)
Doctor- best thing to do is to suck out the puss and swallow it... your body will become ammune to the infectious disease .. that's if you don't die first... patient- i can't seem to sleep with my eyes open anymore... what should I do?

sexyone4you -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 2:59:36 PM)
Patient, just take a bottle of sleeping pills & hold open the lids with toothpicks. Don't worry about splinters. Consider it roughage. Doctor, I have a toothache.

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 5:18:53 PM)
Ah, a toothache. A ballpeen hammer, a chisel, and a little fortitude will go a long way. Take the hammer and chisel and crack the tooth open to see if anything pops out. If nothing is wrong, just caulk it back together and wrap your head in duct tape. If something is wrong with the tooth, keep smashing it till it disintigrates. VOILA!!! No tooth, no toothache! [:D] Doc, I sprained my tongue licking Mistress's boots. Help!

MrSpectacular -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 5:25:48 PM)
Patient - only one cure - staple your tongue to splint for a month - no licking for a year Doctor - where did my erection go

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/1/2007 5:33:26 PM)
Hmmm, no erection, eh? Let me get my microscope and check. Eat these little blue pills...they're Smurfette flavored. If the pills don't work, coat your penis in epoxy. VOILA!!! Instant and permanent stiffy! [:D] Doctor, I threw my shoulder outta whack. Help!

MrSpectacular -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 8:19:27 AM)
Patient - My alternative therapy would be to hang you from a tree and beat you with a baseball bat until that shoulder is back into whack Doctor - I have a pain in the butt and I think it is contagious because people keep saying that about me also.

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 10:08:16 AM)
Doctor - ask a few well trained dommes to handle that, they will make your ass even more sore and eventually it will go numb, so the pain will be gone, don't worry about hittign down, its over rated. patient ~ I broke a fingernail. HELP!!!!

MrSpectacular -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 12:28:24 PM)
Patient - not a problem - I forgot to tell you we need to amputate your hands anyway - so lot's of money saved on manicures Doctor - my heart aches

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 1:03:58 PM)
Take a hacksaw and the jaws of life and go nuts. Cut out your heart and VOILA!!! No more heartache! I have a major migraine that won't go away.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 1:19:38 PM)
Patient - this is a really difficult one - I am going to bring in a consultant from France for this one - Mons Guillotine Doctor - my hemorrhoids are really starting to play up

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 2:35:20 PM)
We'll get a bull from the local farm and he can use his immense "talent" to cram those nasty hemorrhoids back up there. If you're lucky, he even adds "ointment" after his treatment! [:D] Doc, I've been spending a lot of time on my knees at Mistress's feet. They are really sore. Got anything for the pain?

Damocles809 -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 2:50:54 PM)
Doc - Burn your hand on the stove...that should drown out the pain in your head. Patient - Whenever I'm driving, my seeing eye dog keeps biting me. What should I do?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 3:10:33 PM)
Patient You need to get rid of that dog right now - you are in severe danger - get a long white stick and wave it out of the window or use it to locate other moving vehicles. Doctor - my hair is falling out - help!!

Damocles809 -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 5:24:53 PM)
Patient, you should start stabbing yoru scalp with a fork...to teach it what happens when if it decides to start losing hair again! Doc, I get heartburn whenever I eat broken glass. What should I do?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/2/2007 7:55:00 PM)
Ha Ha - you need to eat more broken glass - it is the counterintuitive cure for heartburn caused by broken glass. If that fails a barbed wire cocktail will certainly work Doctor - I seem to be constantly out of breath

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/3/2007 10:33:30 AM)
Doctor ~ then get a scuba tank and turn it on, add fints and a wetsuit for the 'complete' look and ignore the moron with the white stick hanging out the window... patient ~ Doctor, my eyes are red and they keep 'leaking' this salty stuff from them

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/3/2007 12:03:20 PM)
My dear, come here and I'll caulk those leaky tear ducts right up! If they still leak, then I'll just weld them shut! The moisture that's retained will be great for your skin, too. Doc, Mistress threw a frying pan at my head. Now I'm seeing double. Help!

SeraphinaKrow -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/3/2007 4:30:27 PM)
rubberpet what is with you and caulking???[sm=banana.gif] ahem... I suggest you have Mistress Throw a crock pot at your head, you won't see double anymore, infact you'll probably pass out, that'll knock out your double vision... Patient- I've got strept throat and my vagina has a craving for bananas? What in the hell am I supposed to do about that?

pinksugarsub -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/3/2007 5:35:03 PM)
Eat the bananas; it's "feed strep throat; starve a hungry pussy". Dr., i have a itch on my nose....toes.....so's.....what should i do? pinksugarsub

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