RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game.

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MrSpectacular -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/3/2007 7:12:45 PM)
Patient I think my rabid squirrel hoard will easily take care of that Dr - Flatulence

Sinergy -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/3/2007 7:23:57 PM)
Since gas contracts with temperature, freeze mint leaves in ice cubes. Insert these rectally. What wind gets passed will be very low density and smell like Christmas candy canes. I have been drinking a lot of milk with rBGH in it. My testicles are descending and impede my running as they get smacked by my knees. What do I do? Sinergy

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/3/2007 9:38:32 PM)
Doctor ~ Cut them off or have a mistress do that for you, I suggest that you use rubberbands and tie them tight and wait until they fall off, they won't bother you any more. patient ~ my hair hurts, what can i do????

Damocles809 -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/3/2007 10:21:52 PM)
Doc: I precribe, one mullet. Patient: sleepwalking

SeraphinaKrow -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 10:55:34 AM)
DR: Halt this is not sleepwalking, I'm afraid you are a dead zombie, and the only way to stop you is to chop off your head and slice through your jugular.... Patient- I have a soar throat, and a belly ache.. what should I do????

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 12:48:14 PM)
I recommend swallowing Bits of metal, The iron tends to help with strong fingernails too! Doc, I think I popped my ovary!

Damocles809 -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 2:21:12 PM)
Well pop the other one! Gotta have a matching pair ya know. Doc, I'm coughing up blood.

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 4:27:00 PM)
swallow some cotton balls and wash them down with rubbing alcohol, wouldn't want you getting infected! Doctor My ears are ringing loudly

pinksugarsub -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 6:58:39 PM)
Answer the phone. Dr.: i have a itchy nose. What does it mean? pinksugarsub

MrSpectacular -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 7:24:06 PM)
Patient - you have had your nose stuck up the ass of a hiv infected leper - your nose is about ready to drop off. Dr - my tummy aches

thornhappy -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 7:27:35 PM)
Dr - You sniffed what you thought was a poinsettia, but it was really poison ivy. Pt - I'm windy from both orifices. What does this mean?

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 7:42:27 PM)
Dr ~ You are standing in a windtunnel or in Chicago, either way, leave immediatly and head for the nearest warm spot. pt ~ i ate too many cany canes, now i'm all red & white striped. what can i do??

oreogirl -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 9:13:21 PM)
Go stand in front of a barber shop and twirl around. Patient- I have this sore on my arm that won't stop bleeding. Is it serious?

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 9:21:11 PM)
Only if we dont remove the knife handle from it. Doctor, I have a strange "odour" around my privates. What can it be?

oreogirl -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/6/2007 9:42:58 PM)
It's just that really stinky cheese and smelly fish you're holding in your lap. Put them in the freezer and it should go away. Doc: you need a vasectemy (did i spell that right?)

shivvy -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 12:02:51 AM)
Patient - i'll have 3, and can you wrap them please? i can hear a strange buzzing comming from my ears...

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 12:46:58 AM)
Then I suggest you take the beehive off your head. My nails are weak and keep breaking. is it a sign of something bad?

pinksugarsub -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 5:27:07 AM)
Stop filing them to a point. Patient: i am sitting here with cold feet. pinksugarsub

ghitaPVH -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 6:00:57 AM)
Doctor: go to the store and buy a bag of charcoal, light it and wait until they all glow a nice even red color, then pack them in tightly around your feet. or alternitivly, you could just stand up.... Patient: All of a sudden I have a massive craving for raw fish

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 8:13:22 AM)
Jumping in the Amazon River to catch some live pirhanas should help. Doc, my entire left side is numb, What could it mean?

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