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slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 8:53:07 AM)
Doc ~ you are layign on it, roll over to the right side to even out the numbness patient ~ i hear this weird 'clicking' noise coming from my head. what is it and what can i do?

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:06:03 AM)
Turn off your turn signal... duh I woke up in a tub of ice with a large gash on my side, What should I do?

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:08:47 AM)
Dr ~ Get some floss and sew up the gash, then get out of the bathtub and get dressed.. pt ~ i see spots.. what's going on??

mnottertail -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:10:01 AM)
eye menstruation.....dab them with tampons. I am suffering from a mighty hangover, what to do? Ron

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:13:32 AM)
stand up and step back from the railing I can't hear out of my right ear, What to do?

ghitaPVH -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:14:48 AM)
pull the dick out of it.... My mouths all dry and cottony, how do I fix it?

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:15:56 AM)
spit out the cotton balls I can't feel my legs!

ghitaPVH -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:22:16 AM)
reach down and use your hands, if you cant reach your legs, get an arm extension...very easy surgery, let me go get the hacksaw... my left foot is turning purple.....

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:23:59 AM)
purple eh? well paint it whatever color you like better than purple. whenever I turn my head, the room spins

pinksugarsub -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 2:25:55 PM)
Stop turning and drinking. Pt: i have grown my hair out and now my back itches. pinksugarsub

Raechard -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 3:38:05 PM)
I will give you some waxing strips for your hairy back please apply not just for yourself but for humanity. Do it for those that are helpless, do it for those without access to waxing strips. Hello Doctor I have this urge to sit at my PC all day and type crap, any ideas?[:D]

pinksugarsub -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 3:57:13 PM)
It's not crap; it's priceless bullsh*t. Keep at it. Pt: No, i meant the hair on my head. pinksugarsub

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 4:43:08 PM)
Dr ~ Same advise as the other doctor, wax it off and donate it to those who have no hair and who have lost of the ability due to OLDER age to grow it in the approprate place. You will save money on shampoo and other hair prodcuts as well as prep time. You can use the savings for my BILL!! [:D] pt ~ it hurts when i do this {bends over in front of the police station}

pinksugarsub -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 5:08:37 PM)
Don't pick that addy to bend in front of. Pt: i like my hair; just not the itching. pinksugarsub

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 6:26:02 PM)
So invest in this new uber expensive all natural shampoo made out of weasel shit it'll stop the itching, but you'll have no friends due to the stench. I have this odd pain in my side when I stand up.

laurell3 -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 6:27:38 PM)
Doctor : If we amputate your legs your side ache will go away. Patient: Doctor I sneeze when I have an orgasm, can you help me?

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 8:29:45 PM)
Plug your nose with rubber cement and you won't sneeze anymore. I can't feel it when my dom paddles me. any advice?

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 8:58:22 PM)
Stop doing online cyber. My heart pounds and I get hot and sweaty when I see photo's of kittens. What should I do?

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:01:33 PM)
silly quit looking at furry photo shoots! My eyesight has faded to almost black, What could it be?

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/7/2007 9:05:45 PM)
You need to clean off your mascara every day, not once a month. I work in a banana plantation. I am allergic to bananas. I can't leave the plantation. What can I do?

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