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slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 9:46:53 AM)
Dr ~ go hide under the bana carts and make your escape.. or just eat them until you turn yellow and don't have a reaction any more. pt ~ i can't taste soda or chocolate any more, what can i do???

SeraphinaKrow -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 10:29:56 AM)
Dr- cut off your taste buds and soak them in a bowl full of Chocolate Soda (a discreet mixture of a big ass chocalate bar and a glass of off brand soda) for 4 days, then glue you tastebuds back into your mouth and there ya go! Instant chocolate and soda tasting taste buds. Patient-I can't chew, swallow or break wind anymore... what should I do?

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 10:35:08 AM)
intravenous drip and take the vibe out of your arse. Doctor, doctor, I have an overwhelming urge to kill my slave. What can I do?

MiladyElaine -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 11:29:38 AM)
Go get the axe and chase it around till it wears out so you can kill it properly. Don't try to dispose of the body and call the police immediately! Doctor, I have a bad case of the sniffles - can you give Me something for them?

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 2:02:44 PM)
Certainly. Do they like chocolates, flowers and perfume? Doctor, doctor, I think I might be pregnant by my married lover. Should I tell him and his wife?

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 3:21:01 PM)
Dr ~ Just tell her, let her handle him. Then make him into both of your whipping boy and have him wait on you boht hand and foot as you enjoy this 'miracle' they call pregnanncy and child birth. pt ~ it hurts when i wear high heels, what can i do???

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:22:44 PM)
Well, sweetie, start off with a hacksaw and introduce it to your ankles. Don't stop till you hit marrow! The problematic feet feet will fall off, therefore curing you of any pain those pesky heels give you.[:D] Doc, I contracted osteoporosis from my 80 year old girlfriend! Is there a cure? Am I gonna die?

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:25:22 PM)
there is a cure, however we must remove every bone from your body and you will become as a rubber doll. Doctor My back hurts whenever I move What should I do?!

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:31:43 PM)
A back that hurts is no joke. A cement overcoat will work wonders. Just talk to my associate Frankie the Shovel in Brooklyn to discuss the application process. To speed up that process, mention that you are an undercover fed. Doc, I was kicked in the head by a mule. Now, I'm dizzy. What can I do to make the room stop spinning?

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:36:34 PM)
spin yourself in the opposite direction the room is spinning. That'll make it seem still. Doctor. My chest hurst when I breathe... What could be the problem?

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:37:19 PM)
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MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:38:48 PM)
Tell your friend to sit on the couch. Doctor, doctor, I can see purple spots and green stripes in my hair. What should I do? edited cuz mel beat me.

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:43:11 PM)
Take a pair of pliers to your nipples to adjust the color and contrast around you. Doc, I have this large bump on my face. It's rumored to be my nose. What do I do?

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:44:04 PM)
((Sorry sweet, I'll never do it again!)) ((I got beat this time lol)) Surgically remove it with a sharp steak knife. Large bumps could ruin your perfect complexion! My face tingles like when your legs fall asleep, What to do?

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:45:27 PM)
Squeeze it then add a little clearasil, it may just be a large pimple. I have a burning desire to, well, burn things. What can I do?

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:46:51 PM)
Mel, I'm gunna kill ya.[sm=tongue.gif][sm=shake.gif]

Greylynn -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:49:21 PM)
Douse youself in gas and light the match....it'll cure you or kill you depending how how fast you can put out the flames. Doc..the voices in my head are fighting each other...what do I do?

rubberpet -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:52:12 PM)
Not to worry. The voices will actually join forces and turn against you, driving you to a psyche ward. But they have a nice rubber room and straitjacket for you as a welcoming present! Doc, I have a bad case of the sneezes. I can't stop! Help!

MissMagnolia -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 6:52:52 PM)
Tell them they keep this up and NO PRESENTS FROM SANTA!! I would like to start a family with my 79 year old lover. Is this advisable?

desertdancer -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (12/8/2007 7:44:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia Tell them they keep this up and NO PRESENTS FROM SANTA!! I would like to start a family with my 79 year old lover. Is this advisable? DR.-Ofcourse it is advisable. Just give him all the little blue pills in this bottle and hop on board. Now don't worry if his heart gives out, he can still orgasim, spilling his seed into you for two minutes after death. Have fun now, and ask the assistant to set up an appointment is three weeks for the pregancy test. Doctor is it normal for my hair to fall out in patches?

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