RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game.

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MadAxeman -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/26/2008 5:46:32 AM)
*Stand closer to the sink when doing the dishes.*

sirsholly -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/26/2008 6:00:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman *Stand closer to the sink when doing the dishes.* you are supposed to post your own medical issue, Mad. Since you failed to do so, I will kindly post one for you....no charge. "I have a demented sense of humor." Keep up the good work!! Now mine: quote: ORIGIONAL:Mellissande manure in your shampoo how do i get the smell of cow poop outta my hair?

puppen -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/26/2008 6:54:58 AM)
Doctor: Scrub vigorously with cow vomit. Patient: How do I get rid of this sore throat? D;

sirsholly -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/26/2008 6:56:30 AM)
[sm=rofl.gif] Great...now i have to get Potty to puke on my head.

VirginPotty -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/26/2008 7:11:36 AM)
[image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0179.gif[/image] Problem solved quote: Patient: How do I get rid of this sore throat? D; Dr. Stop talking.

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/26/2008 5:03:25 PM)
sew your lips shut, You shouldn't have to worry about the vomit then My neck is killing me

pissthirstysub -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/26/2008 7:13:19 PM)
turn your head the other way. I'm so tired all the time.

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/26/2008 7:19:34 PM)
drink some more energy drinks, that'll go away soon My earring is hurting my ear!

pissthirstysub -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/26/2008 7:21:24 PM)
I will surgically remove it. It will cost 5,000. my back hurts

girlivy -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 4:08:17 AM)
Sorry we will have to remove it afer removing that ear i have a rash that oozes

MadAxeman -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 4:19:17 AM)
*That's a rash statement. Apply water cress seeds and look forward to an early crop.* *I have wooden legs, but real feet with bunions, should I use cream or another coat of varnish?*

allyC -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 4:37:56 AM)
Doctor: You could take the bunions, saute them in the cream and add perogies. I'd skip the varnish though. Patient: Every time I pass gass, it seems to say "Boogie!" What could be causing this?

sirsholly -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 4:46:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: allyC Doctor: You could take the bunions, saute them in the cream and add perogies. I'd skip the varnish though. Patient: Every time I pass gass, it seems to say "Boogie!" What could be causing this? You have a medical condition called a dancing colon. You must digest a few white men....they can't dance. I want to enlarge my boobs. Any ideas?

MadAxeman -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 4:51:20 AM)
*Try applying toilet paper, it worked for your arse.* *I have creeping felch, is there any cure?*

sirsholly -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 4:53:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman *Try applying toilet paper, it worked for your arse.* if that mouthful of coffee shorts out my keyboard...i am sending you the bill[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

MadAxeman -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 5:13:56 AM)
*I am so ashamed.* *Now my felch is really playing up.* *How come it's always coffee?*

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 5:31:33 AM)
Because the crop of tea leaves haven't ripened on girlivy's face as yet. My hair is turning pink. What do I do?

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 4:57:41 PM)
Doctor: Just shave it all off. Then the color won't make any difference. Patient: How do I get rid of freckles?

Mellissande -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 7:43:50 PM)
Bathe in Kerosene and have a smoke to calm your nerves How do I cure infertility?

LadyLupineNYC -> RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. (9/27/2008 7:49:11 PM)
No sex. That way you won't worry about not getting pregnat... This pink eye really got mein a bind! now what?

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