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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/26/2008 5:46:32 AM

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Stand closer to the sink when doing the dishes.

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/26/2008 6:00:56 AM

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Stand closer to the sink when doing the dishes.

you are supposed to post your own medical issue, Mad. Since you failed to do so, I will kindly post one for you....no charge.
"I have a demented sense of humor."

Keep up the good work!!

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manure in your shampoo

how do i get the smell of cow poop outta my hair?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/26/2008 6:54:58 AM

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Doctor: Scrub vigorously with cow vomit.

Patient: How do I get rid of this sore throat? D;

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/26/2008 6:56:30 AM

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Great...now i have to get Potty to puke on my head.

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/26/2008 7:11:36 AM

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Problem solved

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Patient: How do I get rid of this sore throat? D;

Dr. Stop talking.

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/26/2008 5:03:25 PM

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sew your lips shut, You shouldn't have to worry about the vomit then

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/26/2008 7:13:19 PM

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turn your head the other way.
I'm so tired all the time.

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/26/2008 7:19:34 PM

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drink some more energy drinks, that'll go away soon

My earring is hurting my ear!

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/26/2008 7:21:24 PM

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I will surgically remove it. It will cost 5,000.
my back hurts

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 4:08:17 AM

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Sorry we will have to remove it afer removing that ear
i have a rash that oozes

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 4:19:17 AM

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That's a rash statement. Apply water cress seeds and look forward to an early crop.
I have wooden legs, but real feet with bunions, should I use cream or another coat of varnish?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 4:37:56 AM

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Doctor: You could take the bunions, saute them in the cream and add perogies. I'd skip the varnish though. Patient: Every time I pass gass, it seems to say "Boogie!" What could be causing this?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 4:46:39 AM

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Doctor: You could take the bunions, saute them in the cream and add perogies. I'd skip the varnish though. Patient: Every time I pass gass, it seems to say "Boogie!" What could be causing this?

You have a medical condition called a dancing colon. You must digest a few white men....they can't dance.

I want to enlarge my boobs. Any ideas?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 4:51:20 AM

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Try applying toilet paper, it worked for your arse.
I have creeping felch, is there any cure?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 4:53:03 AM

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Try applying toilet paper, it worked for your arse.

if that mouthful of coffee shorts out my keyboard...i am sending you the bill

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 5:13:56 AM

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I am so ashamed.
Now my felch is really playing up.
How come it's always coffee?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 5:31:33 AM

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Because the crop of tea leaves haven't ripened on girlivy's face as yet.

My hair is turning pink. What do I do?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 4:57:41 PM

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Doctor: Just shave it all off. Then the color won't make any difference.

Patient: How do I get rid of freckles?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 7:43:50 PM

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Bathe in Kerosene and have a smoke to calm your nerves

How do I cure infertility?

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RE: Dr. and Patient... the bad advice game. - 9/27/2008 7:49:11 PM

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No sex. That way you won't worry about not getting pregnat...

This pink eye really got mein a bind! now what?

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