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Bill41 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2012 7:14:31 PM)
tiggerspoohbear we need a wish so we can ruin it.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2012 7:18:30 PM)
Oops I forgot I wish I had a better short term memory so I wouldn't forget to wish. [8D]

Karmastic -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/18/2012 7:41:50 PM)
Granted, you have a better short term memory. But your long term memory suffers, and you can't remember your password to this site. You're dearly missed. I wish upon a star, that I could be as witty as bill maher, and no light would shine poorly that would arouse this guy named Morely: [image]http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/437/902/43790223_640.jpg[/image]

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/21/2012 7:05:38 PM)
Granted. You are as witty as Bill Maher and no light shines poorly that arouses Morely. This is great as long as people admire you from a distance. You have developed an incurable case of halitosis and no one can stand to be within three feet of you. I wish it would cool off.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/21/2012 7:08:55 PM)
Welcome to the second ice age. Isn't it nice how everything is dying off so quickly? I wish for world peace. (Yeah, I watched Miss Congeniality recently!)

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2012 12:39:11 AM)
Granted - the Earth is hit by a meteor and all life on the planet is extinguished. Everything is nice and peaceful now. I wish I could think of a wish :-P

Bill41 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2012 9:24:39 AM)
Granted, you can think of a wish but cannot make the wish and this eventually drives you to insanity. I wish that i was a famous F-1 driver that could never lose a race,

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2012 2:01:14 PM)
Granted, you're a famous F-1 driver but your car breaks down and can't be fixed, you end up driving go-karts for a living. I wish my banana froster bomb wouldn't melt so fast, I hate when they go liquid!!!

BKSir -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2012 2:06:23 PM)
Granted! I'll just take that and now it's MY banana froster bomb. I wish it was my day off and I didn't have to do anything.

fluffypet67 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2012 4:53:33 PM)
You have the day off, but the power went off in your kitchen and all the food thawed that was in the freezer. i wish i could win a new car.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2012 4:58:54 PM)
Granted you win the new car but it's a huge gas guzzler and you can't afford it or the insurance and have to sell it for a lot less than it's worth. I wish I owned a fatboy coz I'd be out riding tonight.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2012 5:15:32 PM)
You do own a "fatboy" but not the fatboy you hoped for. This is a piece of "fatboy" bean bag furniture so you can be all comfy and bored as you sit at home. I wish I were walking by the ocean in the moonlight, hand in hand with the love of my life (whom I actually have never met, LOL)

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2012 5:36:51 PM)
You are on a beach in Tahiti, hand in hand and gazing lovingly into each others eyes. The first tsunami to hit that beach ever comes and sweeps you both away, but it was great while it lasted! I wish the blister on my foot would heal faster so I could go walking.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/22/2012 5:52:43 PM)
Granted the blister on the bottom of your foot heals, but you break out in a heat rash and look like a bear when you keep rubbing the itch on your back against the corner of walls everywhere. I wish I had been invited to my niece's h/s graduation, but it was only 3 tickets per graduate. So it was my sister, her boyfriend and our dad.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/24/2012 9:15:32 AM)
Granted. You find someone who is able to do time regressions. He takes you back into the past and changes events so that you do get invited to the graduation. However, right after that, he loses his abilities. So you did get the invitation you wished for. Unfortunately, the time regressor lost his abilities before you could attend the graduation itself. I wish I were spending the day at the beach with cool ocean breezes.

outhere69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/24/2012 1:17:07 PM)
Granted! You're on a beach with fresh ocean breezes. Unfortunately a dead whale washes up on the beach just after you ate lunch. Soon after, the lunch was offered to the porcelain gods. I wish I had a street legal dune buggy that runs well.

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/24/2012 4:33:04 PM)
Granted! You had a street legal dune buggy that runs well. I'm now driving it away as you gave it to me :D I wish my eczema wouldn't itch

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/24/2012 5:44:03 PM)
Granted, your eczema has gone away and you no longer itch. Now you have perfect skin but your hair falls out due to the treatment and won't grow back. I wish I was able to be with my honey right now instead of being an ocean away on a business trip.

Karmastic -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/24/2012 7:53:47 PM)
Granted, you're with your honey. But your absence from your business trip causes your career to collapse, and you soon have to depend on your honey. But he get tired of supporting you, and leaves. I wish that the next person who posts in this thread gets their wish :P

SoulAlloy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/25/2012 12:35:23 PM)
Granted! I wish Karmastic to be transformed into a praying mantis, where he can either live a life of celibacy or have his head bitten off during sex

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