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girl91 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2012 3:38:35 PM)
Granted, but on your first day of work the place burns down after you spill coffee on yourself. I wish dinner would cook itself tonight.

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2012 3:48:47 PM)
Granted...dinner tonight is chicken and while it was lighting the oven it set fire to it's self. It is running around setting your house on fire so dinner isn't the only thing that is cooking...you are too. I wish the mail would get here faster.

Bill41 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2012 7:08:55 PM)
Granted.. All mail arrives to You the very next day, it's always bills and junk mail. I wish cable programing with every network and may favorite shows were free to watch on my new HDTV.

girl91 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2012 10:49:18 PM)
Granted, but your HDTV has a internal glitch where it only works for an hour within a 24 hour peroid. Enjoy your hour. I wish I could get a full 8 hours worth of sleep.

Bill41 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2012 10:28:40 AM)
Granted but the entire 8 hours of full sleep will be filled with your worst nightmares. i wish i found the pot og gold at the end of the rainbow.

Thaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2012 10:53:58 AM)
You find the pot of gold and become wealthy and famous. You're loved ones are kiddnapped for ransom. I wish that the rope I won on ebay was here in time for tonights session....

Deliena -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2012 3:27:17 PM)
Granted the rope arrives, unfortunately the eBay advert was 'misleading' and the rope is actually a very nice piece of string about 4 inches long. I wish that tomorrow when I meet up with my friends we have a lovely time

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2012 6:03:09 PM)
Granted - tomorrow's meet up goes splendidly. Unfortunately, all your future meet ups turn unto disasters. At one meet, a criminal will run by and you all will be held for hours until questioning. At another, freak weather will start a tornado and you'll spend your meet up time huddled in a public bomb shelter. etc etc I wish I had the BDSM gear stored in my garage setup in my house, like my cage and my cross.

Karmastic -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2012 6:14:20 PM)
Granted. Your BDSM gear is stored in your garage is now setup in your house. Unfortunately, your plumbing backs up, and your house is flooded, leaving only the garage dry. I wish I could get back home.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2012 7:28:52 PM)
Granted. You are back home now. BUT while you were away, some nut moved into your house and thinks it's his house. He's delusional and threatens you with a shotgun when you attempt to enter your own home. You call the police to gain entrance to your home, but find out you lost your wallet and can't prove to them that it's your home. I wish the perfect sub would just magically appear in my life.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2012 7:43:30 PM)
Granted - The perfect sub magically appears before you in your living room during a freak electrical storm. However, they are cryogenically frozen in a container labeled "The Perfect Sub". There is a countdown timer indicating when the the container will unfreeze them, in ten years. Speaking of frozen stuff, I wish I had a banana flavored Popsicle.

Deliena -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2012 8:11:25 AM)
Granted - you have a banaa flavoured popsicle. Unfortunatly you find yourself unable to eat it because your jaw has locked and you cannot open it. Your popsicle melts and you are sad. I wish I would eat three healthy meals a day, every day.

Bill41 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2012 10:18:49 AM)
Granted- However you lack the needed enzymes to digest the food and suffer from horrible malnutrition and diarrhea. i wish that i had the body of a male model.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2012 10:48:33 AM)
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JstAnotherSub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2012 10:51:26 AM)
Granted...here is your first photoshoot. I wish healthy foods were cheaper! [image]local://upfiles/633062/18B776C9013B4A1FAE9DAC7E25192761.jpg[/image]

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2012 11:16:51 AM)
Granted - The state of Georgia and the entire southeastern district outlaws health foods. The market surplus drives the cost of health food down to a much cheaper price. To bad you live in Georgia. I wish I had eye bleach! [img]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/633062/18B776C9013B4A1FAE9DAC7E25192761.jpg[/img]

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2012 11:24:20 AM)
Granted. Except you misread the instructions on the eye bleach, use five times more than the recommended dose, and the image of the ´male model´ is now permanently and irreversibly seared on your retinas. I wish the boards would become sensible for a day.

Deliena -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2012 12:14:41 PM)
Granted - the boards become sensible, banal posts without humour or kink all day. You get very bored. I wish that the mankini had never been invented

FullCircle -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2012 3:44:42 PM)
Granted but you caused the death of the pope because his off duty bodyguard was unable to use his mankini as a catapult to ward off militant atheists. I wish I could plug my brain into a computer and use some of my brain resources for work (to earn a living) whilst at the same time being in a virtual dream state where I'm not at work.

Bill41 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/14/2012 8:52:37 PM)
Granted- Your brain worked as normal thinking that everything was fine. However your body was left discarded in a room being eaten by your pets who were left behind. I wish that my body was fit and my brian contained all the currrent information the world had including every language and that i was able the speak these languages and solve many of the worlds problems.

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