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EvilGenie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 3:21:06 PM)
Okay, granted. You are now on a tropical island, warm to hot all year round, tons of natural foods to eat, swaying palms, breaking ocean waves and friendly animals. You are also completely alone with no way to leave and will never find away to leave said island. Enjoy! No no no no no, I wish someone would get my mother detached from my hip and out of my house! (Why do you think I left the country the 1st time????)

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 3:45:17 PM)
After a long consultation the surgeon has said your mother is too old for the separation - he also said she needs rest so he is ordering 3 months of bed rest - we'll get you a laptop so you can work from home and bed. I wish I could be in Mexico right now with a Margarita in hand

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 5:19:07 PM)
Granted. You're in Mexico with a margarita in one hand and the other is handcuffed a big grungy guy named Pepe who likes your accent and thinks you're hot. I wish I could take a vacation and leave all my troubles behind me.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 5:52:35 PM)
No prob! But in the process of going on vacation, you will lose your ID, your memory, and your money and then you will be arrested because of mistaken identity. At that time, you take on all the troubles of the person you are being mistaken for (not the least of which is being arrested). I wish my hair would stop getting in my mouth.

Damocles809 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 6:24:42 PM)
Granted, you are now bald. I wish I never had to sleep.

CyberDomsRStupid -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 6:27:33 PM)
poof Damn, I wasn't quick enough

EvilGenie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 6:55:52 PM)
okay granted you never have to sleep because while on a drive in New Mexico you were abducted by those alien thingys that come in the light. They did a medical scan and implanted a nano chip in your dick so that if you go to sleep, it falls off. I wish I had 30,000.00

Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 7:07:47 PM)
Granted. [3 000 000 pennies fall on you] I wish I had an evil deed to commit today. I've been slacking.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 7:50:48 PM)
You do - but it is to commit ritual hari kari in front of an audience of all your ex's I wish that I was getting my feet rubbed right now.

Najakcharmer -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 9:16:11 PM)
Your feet are being rubbed, by a crocodile's tongue. The rest of you is screaming on the bank of the river. I wish I had something really good to eat for dinner.

EvilGenie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 9:36:28 PM)
Granted, you have something really good to eat, however, you were sent delivery from a fine dining establishment which is starred and will do anything to accomodate the customer. Cost to you, $950.00 ----------------------- I still wish I had 30,000 dollars

laurell3 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 9:40:36 PM)
Granted you have $30,000.00, however the deposit prompted the IRS to audit you and they found you owe them $50,000.00 I wish tomorrow was not Monday

LadySeraphina -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 9:42:12 PM)
Darn, too late! Tomorrow is not Monday in the insect-laden bush of rural Northern Korea, where you will spend the rest of your earthly life. I wish I had something interesting to do for the next three hours.

Aylee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 9:46:30 PM)
Granted. You will be sorting cockroach legs by size, color, and number of hair-feelers. There are over 5,000 species. Wish: I wish that my Christmas shopping was done.

LadySeraphina -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 9:48:55 PM)
Done. All your friends and family have suddenly gotten called out of town and are unreachable by post, so you don't have to buy gifts. OF course, you are all alone for the holidays. I wish my puppy was home already.

astarri -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 9:54:00 PM)
your puppy is home but has accidents every two hours i wish i had more time for fun

LadySeraphina -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 9:55:58 PM)
You are now unemployed and locked in a room alone. You have time, but unless you count staring at the ceiling tiles as fun you might be SOL. Edited to add: I wish I had some chocolate right now.

windykae -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 9:59:06 PM)
Granted, You now have all the chocolate you can eat, of course it is in the form of chocolate covered cockroaches. i wish i did not have to go to the dr ever again

astarri -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/2/2007 10:23:58 PM)
granted but you have to live in a sterile environment with no living organisms i wish i could travel more

scifi1133 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 12:34:03 AM)
granted but you must alwhiles be stuck on a plane in the cheap seats for a minimum of 22 hours and you will always be hassled by tsa. I wish I could get some sleep

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