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NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 7:26:32 PM)

Granted. But it's one the police confiscated from a drug bust so it's insides are totally ripped up and gutted and the paint job fucked.

I wish I had 2.5 million dollars and a large house overseas.



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 7:27:55 PM)

Opps. Someone beat me to the Porsche!

Okay Granted. But your colors all ran together in a horrid shade of green-brown that looks like something escaped from the toilet.

I still want 2.5 mil and a house overseas. I like to keep it simple for Santa.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 7:36:59 PM)

Granted - but that house is in Iraq and it is going to cost you that amount of money for your Blackwater security

I wish I could end world hunger



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 7:48:13 PM)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay.

Granted. But by the next fiscal year the funds for the program were suddenly reallocated to pay for a new pay raise for Congress.

I wish that there were no homeless people.




youngsubgeoff -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 7:57:19 PM)

you go overboard on ending world hunger, shooting straight to world obesity. the immense weight change throws the earth off its axis and sends us spinning into the sun!

I wish I could afford to go to college...



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 8:02:24 PM)

Granted. You go to college on a bank loan of 2% APR* only to realize you didn't read the fine print......

*APR of 2% for the first semester only. Afterwards the APR is 28.9%.
 
I wish to end homelessness.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 8:03:17 PM)

No problem - you are going to the school of hard knocks - the learning is totally free

I wish I could travel back in time to see Led Zep in their hayday



Greylynn -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 8:10:33 PM)

Granted, you get to go back but Bill & Ted come with you repeating over and over again "69 dude".

I wish I could be a beach bum.



EvilGenie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 9:00:34 PM)

Granted! You have been taken to a beach and left homeless. Nobody would lend you their grocery cart so you got caught stealing one from the market. Being homeless you could not post bail and remain indefinitely in the city lock up. From there, once you do get out,  you will go straight to a monitored homeless shelter where you are forced to remain resident until the end of your natural life. Oh, but you do get 2 hours outside on the dirty sidewalk to admire the nearby beach.

I wish I hadn't called a staff meeting for 10am, or any time before 12 noon. 



notbad2day -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 10:43:50 PM)

Granted your staff meeting is at 5pm.

I wish I could be there...why?



EvilGenie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/5/2007 4:39:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: notbad2day

Granted your staff meeting is at 5pm.

I wish I could be there...why?


YAY to the 5pm staff meeting as I would be working at that hour there and sure you can be there. I don't need to ruin a wish here as the dumbass staff would do that quite well all on their own! [:D]



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/5/2007 7:45:51 PM)

I wish my sub would rub my head more often



pinksugarsub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/6/2007 6:55:54 PM)

Granted.  Now she's been arrested for public indecency.
 
i wish i had an answer on 'Ask the Demon'.
 
pinksugarsub



thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/6/2007 7:09:01 PM)

Granted.  But it's a message stating that he's retiring to a place with no internet connections.

I wish I had cleats for my dress shoes (it's icy here).



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/6/2007 7:19:41 PM)

Granted - they are 10 inches long - great for the snow and ice - but you look a total dork when you move inside

I wish Santa would be kind to me



Damocles809 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/6/2007 7:23:13 PM)

Granted, cleats on the inside. 

I wish I had perfect vision. 



Damocles809 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/6/2007 7:24:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrSpectacular

Granted - they are 10 inches long - great for the snow and ice - but you look a total dork when you move inside

I wish Santa would be kind to me



Granted, Santa's got a big present for you...and it'll be his and your little secret. 

I wish my house was warmer. 



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/6/2007 7:27:06 PM)

Granted - oh the Fire Brigade will be there shortly

I wish it wasn't raining here



Damocles809 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/6/2007 7:28:31 PM)

Granted.  You get sleet instead. 

Still wish I had perfect vision. 



oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/6/2007 11:39:57 PM)

Granted, but all you see perfectly are naked wrinkled old ladies,

I wish I had more money.



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