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KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:58:48 PM)

Granted.  Now you have to edit everyone elses!

I wish I lived closer to my best friend/owner...



Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 5:04:09 PM)

Granted.  You live next door in the direction of their abode.

I wish Socrates and Ghandi could be brought back to life for a boxing match with each other.




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 5:05:41 PM)

Granted, but they are tag teaming against you.

I wish it was 75 degrees outside...



Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 5:06:47 PM)

Granted.  It is now 75 degrees below zero outside.

I wish I were a fish.



pinksugarsub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 5:23:32 PM)

Granted.  You are now a shark in a seawater tank in a dentist's office.  And You have ick.
 
i wish i had more stuff to watch on tv.
 
pinksugarsub



subtee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 5:43:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub

i wish i had more stuff to watch on tv.
 
pinksugarsub


Granted but it is all commercials.

I wish I could still do a back flip



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 6:33:16 PM)

Granted - you need to spend the next 10 years though perfecting it with a travelling circus of dwarfs.

I wish I had more leisure time



Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 6:34:57 PM)

Granted.  Welcome to your deserted island home, with no luxuries, no tools...laze away. [:)]

I wish I had MrSpectacular's glasses.  I could be the Luminator.




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 6:38:05 PM)

You have them - but - your are not the one

I wish I could go back to high school knowing what i know now



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 6:43:08 PM)

You could go back knowing what You know now, but be the ugliest, most hump backed geek with taped glasses around in a school with only male jocks.

i wish i could have a male slave to do all my domestic bidding.



EvilGenie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 7:09:39 PM)

Granted! You now have a male slave to do all of your bidding. Please say hello to Buddy. He is a well trained 4 year old orangutan whom you have been granted for life. He will do all of your bidding and is well trained, however, he will not use the toilet as he just could not be trained for it, he prefers to sling it at walls, people etc.

I wish I was with my husband



Sinergy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 7:13:21 PM)

I have been in similar situations in my life, EvilGenie, and I wish you all the best.

I wish my arm and hand would stop hurting.  It is not even a good pain.  It is a cloying, relentless, unending, mind-assaulting, inescapable, I want to smash my arm with a rock so it will feel better, dull sort of pain.

Sinergy

p.s.  Allow me to take a moment to flip the bird to the shipping company I got hurt at.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 7:19:01 PM)

I cannot do that - but Rubberpet has taken a chainsaw to your Torso so at least you have other pain to distract you

I wish it was Friday



EvilGenie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 7:36:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

I have been in similar situations in my life, EvilGenie, and I wish you all the best.

Sinergy


Thank you so very much. It is, to say the least, horrific. I also feel your pain in a way as I have permanent severe nerve damage to my hands and feet, progressing into arms and legs. I know all about pain that simply will not stop.

Be Well!

EG



Sinergy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 7:38:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrSpectacular

I wish it was Friday



Thanks for the chainsaw.  I feel much better now.

Here are some drugs to overcome your lack of faith that Friday has actually arrived.

Sinergy



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 1:25:19 PM)

I wish that Sinergy had posted a wish.



Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 1:31:03 PM)

Granted.  Here is the invisible wish that Sinergy posted:

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

I wish I could watch cartoons all day.



Which is now also granted - albeit the cartoons are of violent aliens that come to life and run after him with laser guns...

I wish I could write things invisibly like Sinergy.




batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 4:21:21 PM)

Granted, but your place of employment will write your pay invisibly too.

I wish I already had my Ph.D. ~tired look~



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 6:56:15 PM)

No problem - you have one in Biology - studying goose turds

I wish I had a Porsche



pinksugarsub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/4/2007 7:23:06 PM)

Granted.  You now have a snot-nosed Um with a bad 'tude...about 13 years old.
 
i wish i had my laundry done.
 
pinksugarsub



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