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batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 5:46:08 AM)
Granted. In five-minute increments throughout the day and night, from now until forever from now. I wish the wind would stop blowing today. It's annoying.

Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 11:38:37 AM)
Your wish is granted...all atmosphere is ripped off of the planet, causing a slow, horrifying death. I wish I had some chocolate cookies.

rubberpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 11:46:20 AM)
Granted! You have infinite chocolate chip cookies, but they are made with dingleberries, too! I wish I lived in a castle in Ireland.

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 11:50:21 AM)
Granted! You now live in a castle in Ireland...of course it is haunted with the bloody ghosts of a torturous centuries past and you will never sleep in peace again. I wish it was the end of the semester.

sappatoti -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 12:49:03 PM)
Your wish is granted my friend. The semester ends today, all projects are due today, and the university triples your working hours to make up for the "accelerated studies program" charges applied to your account. I wish that the Earth's axis would tilt, once in a while, so that Florida and the tropics could get abundant cold, snow, and ice.

Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 1:32:36 PM)
Your wish is granted. Earth's axis is tilted and its positioning from the sun distanced. The entire globe is now a ball of ice. I wish I had a wish. [heh heh heh]

SacredMoments -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 3:25:10 PM)
Granted...yoy get a "get well soon wish"since you've been run over by a garbagetruck and are now residing in a third world country hospital. I wish I was in Virginia

Najakcharmer -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 3:29:02 PM)
You are now in Virginia, but she is seriously pissed off at you since you didn't get her permission first. And she is armed with a carving knife, which she uses to make sure you won't be doing that again to anyone. I wish I had a million dollars.

subtee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 3:29:37 PM)
Your wish is granted...you are now in Virginia, but it is, in fact, a state made up completely of virgins "saving themselves." I wish I had one of those transporter thingys like on Star Trek.

Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 3:42:13 PM)
Najakcharmer: Granted. However, it's Monopoly money. subtee: Granted. However, the transporter also tends to malfunction, like the ones from the Star Trek show and movies, and so your head is now on backwards... I wish I could finally have a picture taken of myself that I liked...

pinksugarsub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 3:58:12 PM)
Your wish is granted. However, you will never like your own reflection in the mirror again. i wish i had flannel sheets instead of percale. pinksugarsub

Najakcharmer -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:01:24 PM)
Your wish is granted. The leper colony to which you have been permanently consigned uses nothing but flannel sheets. I wish I had a beautifully decorated Christmas tree.

pinksugarsub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:04:34 PM)
Your wish is grantd. Your Master is Jewish and will be home by 7pm, so get those decorations packed right quick! i wish i had enough money to buy my UM a laptop pc. pinksugarssub

Argentopal -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:09:03 PM)
poo wasn't quick enough!!!!

Najakcharmer -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:11:39 PM)
Thbbbbpt, I'm a domme so I get to say what's in the living room. :) You now have enough money to buy a laptop. Earning it the hard way was kind of tough though, at fifty cents a pop, and most of those homeless drunk guys took forever to finish. [:'(] I wish I could take a snake collecting vacation to Malaysia.

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:28:09 PM)
granted. you are now in malaysia, being eaten alive by a snake. I wish everyone would leave me the hell alone until after christmas

sappatoti -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:38:30 PM)
Your wish is granted... people leave you completely alone until after Christmas 2051. I wish I could live long enough to see that day...

Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:40:32 PM)
Your wish is granted. You are granted a temporary vision of the future and fall dead a minute later. I wish my cat wasn't dead.

pinksugarsub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:45:00 PM)
Yr wish is granted, but You did see "Pet Semetary" didn't You? Najakcharmer, my apologies. i wish to be forgiven. pinksugarsub

Najakcharmer -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/3/2007 4:45:24 PM)
Zombie cat will do your bidding. Your wish is granted - you are forgiven, but only after you do suitable penance. Suitable penance will be defined as a toy shovel, a toothbrush, two squares of paper towel and the bathrooms of Grand Central Station after a month of being backed up. I wish I would never have to edit my Collarme posts again.

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