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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 9:16:33 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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Status: offline 		Granted!  It's all fixed now, but with the materials used to do so, it'll just end up breaking again 10 years from now.

I wish I had an older brother, instead of being the oldest child in my family.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 9:21:24 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted, you now have an older brother. However, he is perfect in every way, and no one likes you anymore. You have to make friends with a budgie named Ralph and Ralphs favourite pastime is doing poo in your breakfast cereal. And your dinner. And your drinks.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.





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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 9:47:08 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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Status: offline 		(A budgie?  You mean a bully?  O.o  ...And what about lunch, too?  ........Wait a minute, I shouldn't have said that!  >.<)

Granted!  The fish is alive again, only this time, it's a zombie fish and it's coming after you, trying to eat your brains!

I wish I had found my dream job by now, and earning decent pay, too.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 10:37:36 PM   
LittleMeganV


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Status: offline 		Granted you found your dream job, and you make better then decent pay. However after a month of work you are laid off because your employed outsourced your job and pays someone else 1/1000 of what they paid you.

I wish everyone using CM was happy, had their desired Dom/me or sub and there were no more forum trolls.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 12:00:52 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, everyone is so nice and sugary sweet and boring, that it gives the rest of us the shits. We then launch an attack with killer egg salad monsters and weevils, who suffocate all those in the path of death and destruction.

I wish I had a dollar for every dumb email I get  on CM.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 12:02:25 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		grantedbut as soon as the stupid hng's figure out they have to pay a dollar for all the dumb e-mails the things dry up and your not getting paid anymore.

I wish i didnt have to pull a shift on new years eve.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 2:43:29 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, my dear sexy sci, you get to spend the evening listening to Nana Mouskouri singing Hymns For The Ages, The White Rose of Athens and Little White Bull. And Britney Spears talking. Yeah, fucking cop that!

I wish I could actually keep my new year resolutions. For once.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 5:19:29 AM   
Darias


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Status: offline 		granted but in order for you to do so youve been locked in an 8X10 padded room with only a 15 year old copy of dentists weekly and a macdonalds straw

i wish coffee wasnt so hard to make when your half asleep


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 3:06:35 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Granted.  You no longer have to make coffe when you're half asleep.  You are now dead. 

I wish I didn't have to cook dinner right now.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 4:01:58 PM   
LaMspeach


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Status: offline 		Granted, but tomorrow you have to cook for 50 very picky Doms.

I wish  I hit the lottery.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 4:05:59 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, you fall for a sob story about a cat, a hat, a bat and a mat and give all your winnings away. The cat the eats your best lingerie, the bat shits in your shoes and the hat and the mat end up being deported back from whence they came. Without a word of thanks. So rude.

I wish my 22 year old son would take the hint and move out.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 4:08:24 PM   
worththeeffort


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Status: offline 		Granted, but he moves into a cardboard box and becomes a crack whore on the street.

i wish my coworker would just get laid already and stop being such a crabby bitch.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 4:22:23 PM   
MistressPav


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Status: offline 		No body else would do it...so.....*poof* you just got done fucking your co-worker's brains out.  Now she won't leave you alone!

I wish I had a bigger, better kink wardrobe.  =)



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 4:32:07 PM   
worththeeffort


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Granted, but it's all in a size 4 sizes smaller than you wear, so it all causes muffin-tops, camel-toes and 4-boob syndrome.

i wish that 2008 will be better than 2007

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 5:47:14 PM   
courtesan32


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Status: offline 		Granted, but it will be your Groundhog Year and you'll have to re-live it every year till you die!!! I wish Nothing negative to ever happen to me or anyone I know as long as i live!!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/31/2007 5:52:43 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, you now live in a parallel universe where negative is positive and vice versa. Now everyone you know has leprosy and bad breath and chronic diarrhoea.

I wish this year to be perfect in every way.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/2/2008 4:03:23 AM   
batshalom


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Status: offline 		Granted, but perfect in every way for the one person you hate, and you have to watch him / her spasm with joy at all times because now you are his / her intimately personal assistant.

I wish I had a quieter keyboard.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/2/2008 12:50:02 PM   
Casseopia


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Status: offline 		granted but now all of the buttons are mixed up and you cant type anything coherant.

I wish i could keep a new years resolution

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/2/2008 3:11:06 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Granted, but the resoultion you keep will be to blow the first guy to say, "spare any change" to you.

I wish I spoke better German


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/2/2008 8:28:47 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		Granted!  But now you live in Saudi Arabia, and there are no expatriate Germans as far as the eye can see.

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