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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/3/2008 2:52:03 PM   
batshalom


Posts: 1990
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Status: offline 		Granted! But the books you load on any of them vanish as you get to the last chapter.

I wish my ears weren't plugged up.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/3/2008 2:55:57 PM   
worththeeffort


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Status: offline 		Granted, but they were unplugged by a pack of angry weasels, who have permantly disfigured and blinded you with their claws.

i wish my exhusband wasn't such a dumb shit

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/3/2008 3:02:40 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, he now has an IQ of 10,000 and never shuts the fuck up giving you facts about the fascinating life cycle of dung beetles, the answer to questions such as how long would it take three men, who are all overweight by 3 kilo's each, on their way to Greenland, to produce enough methane fart gas to run seven light bulbs in Mexico and what to have for dinner in the year 2019.

I wish my mother would keep her hypocondria to herself. Just occasionally.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/3/2008 11:16:56 PM   
Owner59


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Status: offline 		 Granted,but not complaining about an ailment that she had for real,get`s her tossed into the hospital,where she`s on life-support for years,burning every cent of her money,and more. Then she`s miraculously cured,and released,and must move in with you,or be homeless.


I wish I owned Collarme.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/3/2008 11:32:36 PM   
Kalista07


Posts: 4240
Joined: 7/1/2007
Status: offline 		Granted....Ah, but You didn't think owning Collar Me was going to be that much fun did You? Sure, You occasionally get to perve through the naughty pictures, but You now also own the financial bills that are running this program into the toilet...And in order to add a bit of a personal touch to things You decided to give everyone Your name, address, and home phone number if they have any problems....So, now You never get sleep because there's always someone at Your door, on Your phone, etc. etc. etc. Complaining about, "He's acting like to much of a guard Dom" or "She's acting sublier than me" or "Why the fuck did You change the front page again"

i wish that i never had to worry about money again.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/3/2008 11:38:45 PM   
Owner59


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Status: offline 		  Granted,b/c you`ve joined a nunnery,but can`t be a slave or enjoy bd/sm ,ever again.

I wish my dog walked himself.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/3/2008 11:40:55 PM   
Kalista07


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Status: offline 		Granted...But now, in addition (as the roles of the universe have not only shifted but have been altered drastically) He walks You three to five times a day...


i wish i had enough money to go see Him this weekend.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/4/2008 12:22:08 AM   
Owner59


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ORIGINAL: Kalista07

Granted...But now, in addition (as the roles of the universe have not only shifted but have been altered drastically) He walks You three to five times a day...


i wish i had enough money to go see Him this weekend.



Granted.You have just enough money for the trip(and no more),but gas prices rise so quickly,that you run out before getting there.

I wish found all the money I`ve lost,as well as all the money owed to me.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/4/2008 2:01:25 AM   
MissMagnolia


Posts: 3636
Status: offline 		Granted. However, you then invest every cent in a scheme to harvest nutritious green gloop from the ocean floors. The only trouble is, it tastes like curried camel shit and no one will buy it.

I wish I was a 7 foot blonde with a tiny waist and enormous boobs, much as I look on my home planet,

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/4/2008 6:03:44 AM   
miladyh


Posts: 64
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Status: offline 		Granted, but you are now in a plastic box labeled Barbie on a shelf in a department store where some little girl demands her mommy buy you for her and then decides you need to have your head switched around repeatedly with your sister Skipper's. 

I wish I wasnt sick...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/4/2008 10:07:42 AM   
Casseopia


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From: Monte Serreno, California
Status: offline 		granted but you now have to live in a sterile bubble to keep from getting other peoples cooties

i wish it wasnt raining so hard

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/4/2008 4:27:34 PM   
MissMagnolia


Posts: 3636
Status: offline 		Granted. However, the rain has now turned into gigantic hailstones that just keep coming and coming, until you are buried under a mountain of ice, with only a hairdryer to help you tunnel out.

I wish I had a new car.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/4/2008 5:24:49 PM   
batshalom


Posts: 1990
Joined: 9/17/2007
Status: offline 		Granted. But it's got a hemi engine and crude oil just hit $300 a barrel.

I wish I hadn't taken a nap earlier.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/4/2008 7:59:23 PM   
Daddysredhead


Posts: 23574
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From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		Granted.  You haven't slept in 6 days, and you show no signs of slowing down, no matter how tired you get.

I wish I had a warm, soothing room to go to sleep in tonight.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/5/2008 5:58:35 PM   
thornhappy


Posts: 8596
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Status: offline 		Granted!  You now have a sauna featuring a mattress.

I wish I weren't traveling so much (although some of it's to Las Vegas - hi Rumtiger!)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/5/2008 10:45:58 PM   
Owner59


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Status: offline 		Granted, you`re now expecting twins ,so you can`t travel at all .

I wish I didn`t need glasses.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/5/2008 10:50:01 PM   
MissMagnolia


Posts: 3636
Status: offline 		Granted. Your eyeballs just fell out and the cat ate them.

I wish I had an aircon in my bedroom.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/6/2008 12:14:21 AM   
MistressPav


Posts: 350
Joined: 11/14/2007
Status: offline 		*poof*  you now have au naturelle AC  (no roof over your bedroom)

I wish they would make a movie from Louis L'Amour's book "The Walking Drum"


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/6/2008 8:00:00 AM   
Arrrchibald


Posts: 350
Joined: 1/3/2008
Status: offline 		Granted!  It's a porno movie called "The Wanking Drum."

I wish my sprained ankle would heal faster. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/6/2008 3:56:37 PM   
dreamofthemoon


Posts: 10666
Joined: 2/2/2007
Status: offline 		Granted!  But somehow, while your ankle is healing, your other ankle gets sprained as well and you have to use crutches until both are fully healed.

I wish I had a roommate.  (No pedophiles, drug dealers, rapists, or serial killers, either! )

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