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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/6/2008 5:48:29 PM   
Owner59


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Status: offline 		Granted,your parents lost their home in the fires and move in with you.Double fun...

I wish my parents lived in the US.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/6/2008 7:24:16 PM   
NaiveTempest


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Status: offline 		Granted. They even moved into the same neighborhood as you. So they visit everyday to talk about this or that, to nag, to complain, to borrow, etc.... and they never know when to leave no matter the hints you drop like ten ton bombs. Enjoy.

I wish it was warm in Chicago, lol!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/6/2008 7:59:31 PM   
Arrrchibald


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Status: offline 		Granted...it is now Oct 10, 1871. 

I wish they didn't close down that awesome chinese buffet I used to go to. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/6/2008 10:06:59 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, it is now the only place in town where you can get food. For miles and miles around. And they now have a severe cockroach problem. Not to mention the rats living in the frypans and the ants that have colonised the cupboards. And you also find out that the "chicken" dishes weren't actually made with chicken.

I wish I hadn't eaten all those cherries.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/6/2008 11:38:51 PM   
Owner59


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Status: offline 		  Granted,they`re still in the bowl,but after leaving for work,a 600 lb bear sees/smells them on the kitchen table and tears through your new French doors to get at them.

While he`s sniffing your digs,he raids the fridge,pantry and all the canned beer in the garage,but not before tearing through the top of your new 500 Mustang convertible(where the beer and some chips were).

He also leave a bear sized "calling card",on the living room carpet.


I wish I was a watermelon. I wish I was a watermelon.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/7/2008 12:03:14 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. You are now a watermelon. The only watermelon in the supermarket. And you are only 30 cents per kilo. And 23 people want you oh so bad !!  You are ripped apart and eaten by 12 women on watermelon only diets, as advised by Oprah on her magnificent TV show. Blood and juice is flying. And all thats left in the end is your skin and 49 seeds.

RIP little watermelon.

I wish I could move interstate and not tell my family where I was going.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/7/2008 10:33:03 AM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Granted.  You have moved interstate, but now live on an old atom bomb testing site where the radiation levels cause severe mutation in a matter of hours.  You now how growths on over 90 percent of your body, and there is no cure.  YOur family refuses to visit you, and they don't allow youto visit them either. Enjoy.

I wish I had a new cell phone.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/7/2008 10:51:31 AM   
Casseopia


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Status: offline 		Granted but its one of those old school flip phones circa 1989 and you need a new roller luggage just to carry it.

I wish my hands wernt so cold so i could type better



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/7/2008 3:21:25 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, you fingers are now so hot they are severely swollen. So much in fact, that not only can't you type, you will never pick your nose unaided again. Now your slave/Dom must do it for you. That's going to get old pretty quickly. And it's not terribly erotic. Unless you're a bit weird.

I wish I could have a massage every morning, just to get me moving. You know.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/7/2008 5:51:12 PM   
Arrrchibald


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Ice massages.  So cold the massuese is constantly sneezing on you. 

I wish I could concentrate today. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/7/2008 6:25:44 PM   
batshalom


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Status: offline 		Granted. But now today is so concentrated that it rips the space / time continuum and we're all about to experience some really bad stuff.

I wish some of my colleagues were less bitchy.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/7/2008 7:41:52 PM   
Arrrchibald


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Now they're happy and smug, because they just won the lottery.

I wish grapes I had more grapes in the fridge.  

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/7/2008 8:06:37 PM   
NaiveTempest


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Status: offline 		Granted you have grapes in the fridge. Grapes, Grape juice, grape fruit, grape jelly, wine, raisins, etc..... Hell the only things to eat and drink in your place are grape-related. Your digestive tract will thank you with a gift..........

I wish that there were more hours in the day to get things done

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/9/2008 8:56:08 PM   
MistressHolly71


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Status: offline 		Granted. There are now 33.6 hours in the day, but weekends no longer exist.

I wish I hadn't walked out on Greg & had tried to work things out with him instead.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/10/2008 4:10:51 PM   
Arrrchibald


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Status: offline 		Granted.  He walked out on you instead. 

I wish I had more bandaids. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/10/2008 4:54:36 PM   
Casseopia


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From: Monte Serreno, California
Status: offline 		granted but theyre those tiny ones that are the size of a quarter and totally useless.

I wish I could say what was really on my mind

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/10/2008 5:00:25 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, that lady down the street cops all the suppressed, angry, murderous feelings you've had towards her for years. She has a heart attack and dies and, guilt ridden, you now have to look after her 23 stinky, mangy cats AND that dog that has contant diarrhea and chronic bad breath.

I wish it would cool down just a little. Before I kill someone from lack of sleep.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/13/2008 3:16:25 AM   
batshalom


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you kill someone while sleepwalking.

I wish I weren't feeling so lazy.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/13/2008 3:18:29 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, you are now running around like a hummingbird on amphetamines and driving everyone around you insane. Well, more insane than usual.

I wish I could get this cherry juice stain out of my top.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/13/2008 10:35:05 AM   
Arrrchibald


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Status: offline 		Granted.  The cherry juice stain is out of your top, and it's as good as new.  And for no reason whatsoever, you now have a dick growing out of your arm. 

I wish my garage was bigger. 

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