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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/6/2008 10:13:12 PM)
Granted, the moon loses orbital stability and slams into the Earth right next to your home town. The impact creates a rift in the continental plates and yours goes skidding around the world until you are right next to your love. Unfortunately, the resulting Tsunamis, Volcanic eruptions, earthquakes and atmospherical cloud create and instant ice age killing all life. However, your lifeless bodies are were trapped floating when the ice formed and you are forever frozen in time, just inches from each other. I wish I had a hamburger.

everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 12:43:14 AM)
granted...but, unfortunately the last cow on the planet died of mad cow disease this morning and there are only tofu and sprouted wheat burgers. i wish i could sing.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 12:53:57 AM)
Granted, but you are trying to sing "One Day I'll Be Free" with a mouth full of cock and keep choking on the high notes. I wish my new townhouse had hot water already!

unDEAD -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 1:04:36 AM)
granted! you get in to take a shower and end up scalding your twig and berries... you'll be out of commission for a while! i was it was thursday already

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 2:00:07 AM)
Granted. Unfortunately, in granting DDraigeuraid’s wish to be 5,000 miles closer to his love, when the moon crashed into the Earth it knocked it out of orbit and we are now hovering in our last orbits around a black hole. It’s Thursday because the earth is in the gravity time stream… in fact, it is Wed, Thur & Fri at the same time. Unfortunately, we will never see Monday again because soon we will be sucked into the void and Earth, mankind, you, me, DDraigeuraid and his love will be erased forever. I wish I had a chocolate shake.

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 2:09:44 AM)
granted....but the only chocolate i had was them ex-lax bars, so guess where you will be spending the rest of the day? i wish i could afford to take an alaskan cruise this summer......

unDEAD -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 2:12:28 AM)
(you know, that doesn't sound half bad) your wish has been granted, though it's made with rancid milk and cockroaches (oh, and chocolate, too). I wish the LHC malfunctions and creates strangelets!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 2:27:13 AM)
Granted, and while the LHC spits quarks out left and right, the quarks become sentient, think of you as their dad since it was your wish and they move into your house. While living with you the they take up singing. Unfortunely, quarks are tone deaf the constant disinance of their tiny voices eventually drives you mad. I wish I had some french fries.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 2:55:56 AM)
Granted, You only have french fries to eat for the rest of Your life and nothing to put on them. i wish i didn't have to go to work today.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 4:38:31 AM)
Granted, you don't have to go to work, you have to go to the hospital instead. Wish I had French Toast.. I am really freaking hungry. All my food is at the new house and I am at the old house.

KMsAngel -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 5:56:14 AM)
granted but you have to go to france to get your toast and they don't have maple syrup. and while your'e in france, you miss the delivery of your car and are stuck with a 30 year old VW that shakes at anything over 40 mph, for the next 6 months i wish i could be in california for my grandpa's birthday

everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 11:06:57 AM)
granted...as you land in California the big 7.8 earthquake hits. you are hit on the head by falling debri and sustain amnesia...you now have no clue why you are in California. i wish i was in Florida in the hands of a sinfully sexy sadist.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 1:15:16 PM)
granted, but a freak accident happened the day before you got there and the hands are not attached to His body anymore. [:'(] i wish i was playing right now, being tied to a cross and used the way i love.

everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 2:18:38 PM)
wish granted...but a sad day for your masocist needs, he has only brought velvet ribbons to tie you with.after tying you to the cross, he kneels before you and sings sappy love songs and strokes his thimble sized cock, while smiling his toothless smile at you between choruses. i wish i could eat ice cream.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 2:41:25 PM)
Granted, you can eat all the ice cream you want as well as 4 peas and a scoop of potatoes but, you are caged, your lips are sewn shut and all food is inserted anally. I wish I had a cage set up and I new where my sutures were (still moving, every things packed).

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 3:00:53 PM)
granted, but the cage is for You and Your keys are sutured in Your ass cheeks. i wish i had a slave to cook and clean for me. ps: everhope, that is just plain freaking mean!!!!! Does He have to be toothless?[:'(] Torture, i say!

tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 3:09:18 PM)
Granted. Saddly the slave is a sammy, and drives you insane til you are driven to murder. Now you have to get on your knees and scrub bloodstains, not to mention find a woodchipper for the body. I wish I had a black corset.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 3:12:03 PM)
Granted, you now have a black corset but, BBWnNC72 is wearing it and won’t give it back. I wish I had a double bacon cheese burger and some chili.

everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 3:27:44 PM)
granted, however, you now vomitting your insides out from the hamburger that was left out to defrost for 24 hours in hot Daytona....not even going to dwell on the awful gas produced from the rancid beans in your chili. sure you don't want tofu, Sir? i wish i had a ticket to fly.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 3:38:43 PM)
Granted, I’ll make you fly baby… but you are flying high in a suspension rig at your local public dungeon party where I have come to visit you. The rig is a custom J hook with a sybian motor and the end that goes in your pussy is specially enlarged. You hate that the sybian in your cunt is making you cum involuntarily while you are being tortured with electrified needles in what has become an interrogation scene about your emotions towards me. While you are hanging there with cum raining down off the J hook as you have orgasm after orgasm, you look out into the large audience and see one of your close relatives. I wish I had a vibrating J pussy hook.

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