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Lynnxz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:47:17 PM)
Granted... but of course, you cannot have your cake and eat it too. I wish my bank would stop charging me random fees for doing nothing at all... #$^&*(

tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:49:57 PM)
Granted. You have been diagnosed with Prader-Willi syndrome, and I sent you a chocolate one with a card. =) Someone strapped you to a chair for your own good though, might have trouble with a fork. I wish... I could climb trees as good as I could before the boobs grew.

DragonLadysFire -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:50:01 PM)
Granted now they make up stupid reasons to charge you I wish I was camping right now

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:50:19 PM)
Granted, but you are in Africa and lions are hunting you from the bushes. I wish I had OCD and could win that damn “Last One To Post Wins” thread.

DragonLadysFire -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:54:14 PM)
Granted but you grow hair all over your body from the monkey DNA infusion I still wish I was camping

DragonLadysFire -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:56:11 PM)
granted but now you have to clean your whole key board every time you touch it I wish I was watching a campfire

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 9:01:26 PM)
Granted, but the fire includes your tent and supplies. I wish I had about 10 pounds of chocolate.

tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 9:02:59 PM)
Granted. I'll warn you it's Ex-Lax though. I wish George rr Martin would finish the "a song of ice and fire" series

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 10:56:02 PM)
Granted, as he writes the last words he dies, never to write another book. I wish I had 3 slaves that all wanted to have babies and raise a large family.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:05:26 PM)
granted, but all of them are barren, and tey wont let you adopt I wish I was getting head right now

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:08:21 PM)
Granted, but she has no skill and uses her teeth the entire time... I wish I had a cookie...one with regular and white chocolate chips...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:10:10 PM)
Granted, but you have it in between your legs and are commanded to keep it there until it melts. I wish I had 2 slaves to serve me breast’fast when I wake up.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:10:28 PM)
Granted, but its given to yo by a hobo, and your afraid to eat it I wish the person I've been spending so much time chatting with was up here with me

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:12:25 PM)
Granted, but they only know how to make rice, and even then its burnt I wish I understood japanese

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:13:45 PM)
Granted but you find out they are the opposite sex and have HIV... Still wanting to understand japanese

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:39:39 PM)
Granted, you now understand Japanese but no longer speak English. I wish I had a Japanese slave that liked to cook.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:41:23 PM)
Granted, but all the cooking shes provided has made you fat and she has now left you for a more attractive dom.... I wish I had someone to fuck in the rain with...

martyrized -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:43:19 PM)
Granted, but it's icy cold outside and you both end up with frostbite on your unmentionable bits. I wish I was in my Lord's arms right now.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:43:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool Granted, but all the cooking shes provided has made you fat and she has now left you for a more attractive dom.... I wish I had someone to fuck in the rain with... Granted, but its me. I wish I had an umbrella. quote: ORIGINAL: martyrized Granted, but it's icy cold outside and you both end up with frostbite on your unmentionable bits. I wish I was in my Lord's arms right now. Also granted, but again, its me. Still wants an umbrella.

martyrized -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:48:31 PM)
Granted, but it's made of battenburg lace, and doesn't keep you dry at all. I wish I could accomplish all my financial goals with the snap of a finger, and then never have to worry about such things again.

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