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BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 3:40:33 PM)
granted, but it is in baggage with the luggage and pets and you have to share a crate with a air sick cat that loves to cuddle. i wish i could be independently wealthy.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 3:44:26 PM)
Granted, you win the lotto and become independently wealthy but you choose to marry unwisely. I wish I had a pizza.

everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 3:49:21 PM)
granted...yet you know live in the alien world where all the women are big titted and gorgeous with no orifices. your vibrating J pussy hook will only fit into the knot holes of the rather odd looking trees growing in this alien world. better than nothing [:D] i wish i had more dirt to plant.

KMsAngel -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 3:49:44 PM)
granted. you're suddenly far away in italy in a piazza... oh, wait a second here.......thinkingthinking ok. granted, you're suddenly far away in a piazza eating pizza - the real stuff - and you get a message from your friend saying she's over her jet lag and ready to play hard but only for the next 5 hours. i wish i could crawl back into bed and sleep some more.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 4:03:00 PM)
Granted, you go to bed and to sleep… forever. I am freeeeking starving and I just ordered Chinese food, I wish it was here already.

everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 6:42:39 PM)
granted..sorry but the driver took a wrong turn and your chinese food ended up DeLand. i still wish i had more dirt to plant.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 6:53:48 PM)
Granted, you get plenty of dirt. Unfortunately it’s wet dirt because it arrives in the form of a California mudslide. I ate so much Chinese food, I wish I wasn’t sleepy now.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/7/2008 7:05:09 PM)
Granted, instead You no longer can speak english, only Chinese from eating so much of their food. i wish i had some one to f**k right now. Mods, please me kind to me on this one.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2008 10:06:10 AM)
Granted, only he turns out to be a sadist and it is a painful experience. I wish I could win the Last one to post, wins thread.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/8/2008 1:16:39 PM)
umm, i like sadists. [:D] and pain is my friend. [sm=crop.gif]Please Sir, may i have another and another? granted, but You made everyone mad because You velcroed them all to the wall with super velcro and they don't want to talk to You anymore. i wish i could get a really good caning right now with a little nipple torture on the side.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 6:38:56 PM)
[sm=crop.gif]Granted, you get caned but your nipples actually get tortured on the side because the spontaneously migrated there. Now you have tits in your armpits. I just moved and I wish my phones were hooked up already.

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 7:28:19 PM)
granted, but your new phone number is one off from the local call girl's business line and her favorite convention is in town. i wish i had done some things differently in life. PM

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:05:35 PM)
Granted, all those piercing you thought about and passed up, are now yours. Unfortunately, your wish was granted just as you were about to go through airport security and now you are getting a body cavity search from someone you just don’t find attractive. I wish my DVD player was hooked up.

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:09:46 PM)
granted, but your dvd's got mixed up with someone else's and all you can find are disney flicks. i wish i had won the lottery and could help some folks i know.

Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:18:17 PM)
Granted, you've just been conscripted. I wish people sold Cadbury Eggs year round.

DragonLadysFire -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:26:04 PM)
Granted and you will gain 100lbs from eating em. I wish the stupid people of the world would vanish.

tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:30:18 PM)
Granted. I'm afraid I was a bit overzealous though, and vanished everyone but you. Now your lonely. No matter how hard I try to please... :( I wish I had a bengal kitten in my lap.

DragonLadysFire -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:33:17 PM)
Granted but an escaped tiger thinks it is its baby and mauls you I wish I was warm right now

Lynnxz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:34:35 PM)
You are warm! In fact, you have spontaneously combusted. I wish someone would clean my house for me.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 8:37:01 PM)
Granted, they do… the burglars clean up completely. I wish I had some cake.

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