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hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:52:04 PM)
Granted but its mexican software and you now owe the IRS 50,000 dollars. I wish my cat would give me back my bed...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:53:25 PM)
Granted, but he "marks" it first I wish there were more Monty Python movies

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:55:21 PM)
-eyes Asher and pebbles- Its okay sweetheart put the claws away he doesnt know your a She, or a perfect Mistress... its okay calm down... Granted, but they end up being made by some guy in india and ruins the entire series. I wish I had cat treats to calm her fury...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:55:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool I wish I had cat treats to calm her fury... Granted, but they are tigers and eat your family. quote: ORIGINAL: martyrized Granted, but it's made of battenburg lace, and doesn't keep you dry at all. I wish I could accomplish all my financial goals with the snap of a finger, and then never have to worry about such things again. Granted, Your financial matters are no longer a problem because, yes, you guessed it, once again, you are mine and we are wealthy. The snap of your fingers was because you were gagged at your BDSM wedding and it signified “I do”. I really want someone to serve me breakfast when I wake up tomorrow.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:56:58 PM)
Granted but its cockroach suprise. I wish I had someone to clean my Kitchen and do my dishes

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:57:53 PM)
Granted... but its RS [:D] I wish I had some nice hot cocoa

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:58:55 PM)
Granted But Its melted horse shit.... I wish I had a new teddybear...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/11/2008 11:59:34 PM)
Granted .. but I am the one giving it to you... LMAO I wish this thread wasnt movinig so damn fast.

Leatherist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 12:00:14 AM)
You get a new teddy bear, but it's filled with concrete. I wish we had world peace.........

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 12:00:35 AM)
Granted but the entire site goes down in the process. quote: You get a new teddy bear, but it's filled with concrete. I wish we had world peace......... Everyone but you dies to achieve it I wish my computer was fixed so I wasnt chained to a desktop...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 12:28:35 AM)
Granted, your puter works great but now you are chained to Asher’s bed instead (andhe is fresh outta' cookies). I wish I could find my digital camera.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 12:36:18 AM)
Granted but you find photos of your submissive and another man you didint authroize doing naughty things to her... I wish I could sleep...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 12:37:17 AM)
granted, buut you have horrible nightmares all night I wish my UM would sleep through the night

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 1:27:33 PM)
granted, but you're up every 15 minutes checking to make sure your um is still breathing i wish my friend would come pick up her kid

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 2:21:16 PM)
Granted, she takes that one but drops off six other kids I wish I had a party in my house tonight.

martyrized -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 2:24:45 PM)
Granted, but I'm there to drag everyone down and steal all your rum. I wish I hadn't gotten bitten by a spider the other night. >_<

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:12:38 PM)
Granted, it wasn’t a spider bite after all. It was a coral snake bite. I wish I had a Rolls Royce.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:18:19 PM)
Granted. However, a cat used to live in there, so you can never get rid of the stench of stale cat pee and poo. In summer you can barely breathe in there. All the sexy chicks you take anywhere leave you and you end up with Mrs Moppledrunger, the cat lady who lives down the road. I wish my nails didn't keep breaking.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:20:11 PM)
Granted...and now you are experiencing what edward scissor hands must have felt like wiping his arse.... i wish i won an all expense paid European vacation.

tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:20:16 PM)
Granted- you pick the wrong date one night and he decides to remove them all a bit more painfully. I wish my shoes didn't hurt so much

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