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tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:22:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp Granted...and now you are experiencing what edward scissor hands must have felt like wiping his arse.... i wish i won an all expense paid European vacation. Beat me to it! :) Granted, your plane gets hijacked on the way to it. I still wish these damn shoes didn't hurt

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:27:52 PM)
granted... a horrible accident with a runaway shopping cart disfigures you and you've lost all feeling below your ankles... i wish my boss wasn't such a bitch

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:28:34 PM)
Granted, your shoes no longer hurt because you caught a rare disease from the last pair and your nerve endings disintegrated leaving you numb. Now you walk like a drunken sailor because your can’t feel the ground anymore. I wish I had cat piss stain remover. (for my stinky Rolls Royce)

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:30:36 PM)
Damn… I got skunked on that reply ^ quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp granted... a horrible accident with a runaway shopping cart disfigures you and you've lost all feeling below your ankles... i wish my boss wasn't such a bitch OK… your boss in no longer a bitch, now they are a dick. I still want cat piss remover.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:30:42 PM)
Granted. She is now so nice, it drives you insane. She brings you coffee, cake, massages your feet, asks to wash you and your underwear, never stops touching you and follows you everywhere you go so you dont get mugged. You eventually find her going through your rubbish and she murders your pretty little kitty cat. I wish someone would type up this sodding report for me. Too bad RS, sales of cats pee remover dropped, so they took it off the market, FOREVER

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 3:32:33 PM)
Granted, your report is being typed but you have kneel and blow them while they type. Hey… that might not be bad… wait… I wish I was typing.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 4:08:15 PM)
granted but a spell has been cast on You which forces You to spend eternity typing "War and Peace" over and over for all eternity. i wish gas prices were cut in half

subtee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 4:10:21 PM)
Granted, gas priced are halved, but so are cars. I wish I could go on a long walk right now.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 4:11:57 PM)
granted...too bad about the short pier i wish i could be Michael Jordan's sub

subtee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 4:13:37 PM)
Granted! But you're only his sub(stitute) on the court. I wish I didn't have to cook tonight.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 4:15:40 PM)
granted...however sirsholly cooks for you instead[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image](she seems to have culinary 'issues' i wish i was the sole heir to the guy who invented wite out.....

subtee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 4:18:09 PM)
Granted..unfortunately you're a "filet of sole" heir. I wish my ass wasn't sore right now.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 4:27:43 PM)
granted...now you have a toothache i wish i had a 22 inch waist

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 4:28:33 PM)
Granted, but the rest of your body is only 18 inches. I wish my nose weren't so stuffy.

missfrillypants -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 4:37:03 PM)
granted, because you now have no nose. you can make good money at a freakshow, but sneezing is a problem. i wish i didn't have to go do a swing shift in a couple hours because they're shutting off the power to the block where my job is during my usual shift.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 5:49:48 PM)
Granted. You get to go home immediately. But all the power is off in your building. And an unseasonal blizzard is on it's way. And you can't cook anything, or get out for food. You are then eaten by a pack of starving german shepherds who wandered by. See? You should have just worked the shift. Now your dead. Silly thing. I wish I had some chocolate.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 5:59:17 PM)
Granted, but you have no mouth. I wish I weren't afraid to ride bikes.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:03:46 PM)
granted...now you're afraid to ride cocks, which causes relationship issues. i wish i had neil young tickets

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:09:43 PM)
granted, you now have neil young's traffic tickets i wish i had better sattelite tv

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:13:07 PM)
Granted, a huge satilite feel into your yard, didn't break, but the vibration from the fall caused your TV to fall and break. i wish i didn't have to sleep alone again tonight.

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