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phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 12:36:14 AM)
~Granted~ you suddenly grow a squerril tail and it is full of tangles. i wish i felt like painting.

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 12:45:07 AM)
Granted, but you can't find anything even passing for paint or a brush...let alone a canvas ... i wish my phone would ring lol

phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 12:55:18 AM)
who needs canvas?! Granted, your phone rings and it's someone calling from Korea, that doesn't speak English. No matter how many times you hang up, they keep calling back. i wish i wasn't out of vanillia extract.

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 12:58:38 AM)
you now have plenty of vanilla extract but for some reason none of the bottles will either open or even break to get it out i wish i didn't have writers block again

phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 1:04:41 AM)
Granted, you are totally inspired by Circus clowns. i wish i had strawberries too

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 1:06:15 AM)
granted, but they're all a month old and moldy i wish i had more baileys

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 1:08:02 AM)
Granted, it soon turns into a flood of Bailey's and you almost drown. i wish i had some ice cream

phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 1:17:22 AM)
Granted, you are nude atop an everest sized mountain of mint chocolate chip, and it's snowing coconut flakes. i wish my breast weren't so heavy.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 1:18:40 AM)
granted, you now have no breasts at all I wish I didnt have blisters on my feet

phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 1:25:12 AM)
Granted, you now have a single ready-to-burst blister on the tip of one little toe. i wish my Banshea could talk >^..^<

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 1:45:07 AM)
granted, but now no one else you know can speak a word i wish i slept last night

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 7:51:19 PM)
Granted, but you can't sleep for the rest of this month. i wish it wasn't so sticky hot.

Phin -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 7:54:59 PM)
granted... but now its 40 below and all you got is a t-shirt and shorts. I wish I didnt have go to Williamsburg tomorrow.

purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/20/2008 8:16:38 PM)
Granted, but you will be spending the next 10 days in lockup. I wish my brother weren't handicapped

phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 1:09:11 AM)
Granted, he's a movie star and has disowned you. i wish my thong fit a little better...

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 1:12:41 AM)
Granted. You're thong now fits better. On a sumo wrestler. THAT'S going to take some shrinking isn't it? I wish I was having hot, sweaty sex. I mean with someone I want to have sex with.

phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 1:14:49 AM)
Quick! Someone save the sumo man, please! He didn't deserve this! [:D]

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 1:18:44 AM)
Oh you know sumo wrestlers love a bit of tight bumfloss. Gunna be a bugger to shrink it back to size though. [&:]

phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 1:24:49 AM)
Okay, as long as he's happy. Oh, he can keep it. Granted you and your beloved are having such great sex, the gods are enraged with jealousy and place you two (or more) atop an erupting volcano. i wish my breast would stay the same size all month long, none of this C, D, DD, D, C, D stuff. one size! none of my bras fit right now...

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 2:31:06 AM)
Granted. You are now a G cup and will remain that way at all times. Get those strong, granny bustenhalters out the back of the drawer. No more frillies for you, my girl!! I wish the weather would warm up A BIT. Not a lot, a BIT.

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