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phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 2:38:35 AM)

Granted, the wheather is splended. Perfect. And you will have much opppertunity to enjoy it as your plumbing and electicity fall into ruins, your kitchen floor crumbles, and your roof starts leaking an odd smelling black ooze.

i wish, oh wish, that i didn't have to be a responcible adult in the morning.



Phin -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 8:48:14 AM)

granted but now you are poopin in a diaper all day long, without a responcible adult around.

I still wish I didnt have to go to Williamsburg today....



Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 10:17:42 AM)

Granted, you don't have to go to Williamsburg.  Williamsburg goes to YOU.  And yes, you are in Soviet Russia. 

I wish my cell phone wasn't so fragile. 



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 10:25:15 AM)

Granted. It punches you in the mouth every time you try to use it.

I wish understanding chemistry didn't seem like such an uphill battle.



Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 11:45:38 AM)

Granted, now you know every last hazardous property of the mold growing in your house. 

I wish I oculd make omlettes faster. 



RichardandV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 7:42:24 PM)

Granted,  omlettes are faster, too bad you can't catch up with them.

I wish all my work was done all ready.



unDEAD -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 8:29:20 PM)

granted.  work dries up and you find yourself without a job.

i wish i hadn't taken that nap.



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 11:10:55 PM)

Granted, so instead of that nap, You had to clean out the garage of the worlds worst pack rat.

i wish my breast were perkier.



bruisedballerina -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 11:22:40 PM)

Granted ... Only your newly perky tits are  being held up now by your huge beer belly.

I wish my head would stop hurting.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/21/2008 11:29:12 PM)

Granted. Now it's your feet hurting.

I wish I could blow the rent money on clothes.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:06:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia
I wish I could blow the rent money on clothes.


Granted, you may blow the rent money on clothes but now you must blow the landlord. 

I wish I was a landlord.



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 8:26:21 AM)

Granted, but she has had all her teeth sharpened. have fun

i wish i could get going this morning.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 8:49:55 AM)

Granted, but you realize tonight that you can't stop going... and this goes on for days at a time...

i wish someone would clean my apartment



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 11:06:38 AM)

Granted.  Not only do they clean your apartment... they clean out your apartment... taking everything, including the mini-blinds.

I wish I had more romance in my life.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 11:12:53 AM)

granted, but now you have too much romance in your life, men and women are tripping over themselves trying to get to you, outside your front door is and all out brawl covered in fying flower petals and chocolate...

i wishi had someone to entertain me

edited for: two too to, whatever



PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 12:07:57 PM)

granted you are being entertained by the melee in front of purepleasure's house, however it gets out of hand and you get pulled into the brawl.

i wish i had some chinese food for lunch today.
PM



phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 12:38:16 PM)

Granted, a package of Chinese cat food is delivered to your door, free of charge.

i wish i could sleep, and dream beautiful dreams.



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 2:52:10 PM)

Granted, but you stay asleep till FOREVER.

i wish i had a washer and dryer.



stormgirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 3:05:56 PM)

Granted, but they are two bad-tempered gnomes that spend the rest of the time in front of the TV, eatin your snacks.

i wish my car was fixed



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 3:15:25 PM)

granted, but it starts fighting you to take control of the wheel and tries to aim for trucks...

i wish my doctor wasn't so fucking incompetent



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