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PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 3:48:01 PM)

granted, he becomes the most competent doc on the planet and you can never get an appointment to see him and have to settle for someone else.

i wish my kids father would take them for a whole week leaving me and the "cub" to spend time alone!
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tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 3:50:59 PM)

Granted, one week later they return, but he let them eat what ever they wanted, do what ever they wanted, and now they are sick and puking on your carpets, hyper from the sugar, and you have trashbags filled with muddy clothes to wash.

I wish there were less drink recipies.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:13:00 PM)

Granted, now all drink recipes have been destroyed and forgotten. you can't even make chocolate milk.

i still wish my damn phone would ring.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:14:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tolovetolaugh
I wish there were less drink recipies.


Granted, there is now only one drink in all the world.  Unfortunately, it is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster which is said to hit you like a brick in velvet glove.  It has also been described as the alcoholic equivalent to a mugging, “expensive and bad for the head.”

"Earth versions" of the drink have been made available at some stage shows of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as well as bars such as Zaphod Beeblebrox in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.  Recipes for these "Earth versions" can be found here.
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I wish all my ex slaves would get a sudden pang of compassion, come over and help me finish moving into the new house.  Afterwards, they give me a Master’s bath, a massage for my sore muscles and end the day with a wild and frisky romp in the sack.



lilmissdefiant -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:14:52 PM)

granted but now it never stops ringing, even if you unplug it.

i wish i could give up smoking



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:17:05 PM)

Granted, but now it won't shut up.  Even after you throw a pillow over your head.  Even after you throw it out the window.  Even after you have that phone destroyed and buy a new one, your telephone line just won't stop ringing.  Good luck.

i wish it would just rain already today.  The sky's been cloudy and it's been chilly and windy out all day...



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:17:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lilmissdefiant
i wish i could give up smoking

Granted, unfortunately it involves sewing your lips shut. 

I still wish I had help unpacking and getting moved in.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:18:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon
i wish it would just rain already today.  The sky's been cloudy and it's been chilly and windy out all day...

Granted, a monsoon arrives shortly/

I still wish I had help unpacking and getting moved in.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:20:57 PM)

Granted, but it's me! :o and ALL i do is help unpack :p

i wish i wasn't so bored



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:26:44 PM)

Granted, you are at my house and not bored.  Unfortunately you are busy unpacking,,, and that is all that you are doing.

I wish dinner was ready.



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:27:44 PM)

Granted.  i hope you like babysitting a bunch of spoiled rich kids...

i wish i could just read books for a living...



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:34:41 PM)

Granted, but you're stuck re-reading the same books over and over again until you've memorized every page.

i still wish the damn phone would ring lol



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:47:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I wish dinner was ready.


Granted.  i hope you like the little "surprise" Indiana Jones brought back for you from his trip to India.

quote:

i still wish the damn phone would ring lol


Granted, but now it won't shut up, and it's not who you expect to be calling...

i wish i was an actress (on stage, in films, etc.)...



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:53:00 PM)

granted, you play Coppheilda (sp?) but at least you are on stage, right?

I wish I was home right now



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 4:57:07 PM)

Granted.  But your living room carpet has a flea infestation.
 
I wish it wasn't raining.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:00:29 PM)

Granted, but it's chilly and windy instead.

i wish i wasn't so far away (geographically) from everyone here.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:03:42 PM)

Granted, but unfortunately you end up next door to a stalker... she likes women who look JUST LIKE YOU!

i wish my bank would just clear the damn checks already



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:23:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SinLee
i wish my bank would just clear the damn checks already

Granted, your banker reads this thread, expedites your deposits but it’s Bank of America and they charge you $39.00 service fees per transaction.  Further, you are now outted at the bank and the creepy manager wants to get it on with you.

I wish I was up to posting another story about the workings of a slave’s heart. 



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:35:41 PM)

Granted, but each time you write a paragraph, you hate it and start over.

i wish some people would check their mail more often lol /mutters about sadiests



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:36:02 PM)

granted, You now have a slaves heart sitting on Your desk and You are writing about how a heart works.

i wish my house was always clean with no effort.



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