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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:40:13 PM)

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i wish my house was always clean with no effort.


Granted, you live in a small tent, takes 2 minutes to straighten up!

I am tired of car shopping.  I wish a classic old caddy would fall from the sky and land in my driveway. 



masterofdrkness2 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:45:20 PM)

granted, the car falls from the sky destroying the car and the drive way .. now you have a hole in the driveway .. but on the bright side it is not that deep becuz the caddy is filling it up.
I wish that harley I been eyeing would be cheaper



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:49:22 PM)

Granted.  It goes on sale but someone else buys it before you do.

i wish i didn't have to wear contacts/glasses...



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 5:54:08 PM)

Granted, you get RK and discover the world isn’t as pretty as you thought.

I wish my poor caddy wasn’t stuck in a whole.



masterofdrkness2 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 6:10:34 PM)

granted.. your caddy is out of the hole.. but it will cost 75 grand to fix if " they can find the parts" and another 5 to fix the hole in the driveway
I  wish I could find another harley like the one was was looking at



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 6:16:35 PM)

Granted, you find it parked in the neighbor’s driveway because he was tehone that bought it.  Each morning is filled with envy as you see it on your way to get the paper from the porch. 
I wish all the sexy girls from these forums lived in Florida and they were poly!



pissthirstysub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 6:17:25 PM)

granted, and what a pretty picture it makes.
i wish i could get rid of my crutches



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 6:19:24 PM)

Granted.  All the girls are now named "Pauly" and live in Florida.  Go ahead.  Ask them if they want a cracker... [:D]

i wish something interesting would happen around here...



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 6:23:50 PM)

granted, but it results in you being arrested.

I wish my economic stimulus check would have been what I thought it was going to be.



masterofdrkness2 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 6:43:52 PM)

granted.. but the IRS figues out the mistake... then applies  intrest and penlties.. totaling what they sent you in the first place.
I wish tuesday was a holiday as well 



phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 8:41:21 PM)

Granted, Tuesday is National Overtime Day.

i wish i'd find some good work out music.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 8:47:17 PM)

Granted, you find great workout music and become over enthusiastic, obsessed even!  So much so, you get muscle bound and less flexible. 
 I wish I had a 1967 Eldo convertible. 



PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/22/2008 10:01:40 PM)

granted you have a 67 eldorado convertible and it's the size of a hotwheel

i wish the kids hadn't busted the lamp, grrrrr!
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SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 12:47:20 AM)

Granted, however, they burned down the house.

I wish I was in FLA



dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 1:06:42 AM)

Granted, but looks like you are the only one there... can you say spooky ghost state?

i wish i had something to eat, a midnight snack...



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 1:08:04 AM)

Granted. Crumbed alligator shit anyone?

I wish my son wasn't so lazy.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 1:40:22 AM)

Granted, he's now a hyperactive obsessive compulsive neat freak, who yells at YOU for not doing enough

I wish I could fall asleep



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 3:00:35 AM)

Granted. You fall asleep for a hundred years. And you snore. I mean REALLY snore. Your neighbours complain and you are moved to a little cabin in the woods, where you now reside with a bear and four rabbits. And NO hanky panky ever again!!!

I wish I could be 25 again, but smarter than the last time.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 3:29:37 AM)

Granted but due to your newfound intelligence and youth, everyone thinks your a snob and won't associate with you at all

i wish the cat was red and black so he'd match all my damn clothe



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 4:03:00 AM)

Granted. He is now red and black. And orange and blue. And yellow and pink. Goddammit, now the zoologists have claimed him for tests and you never see him again!!!

I wish that I had a gingerbread house.



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