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pinksugarsub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/7/2007 5:34:49 AM)
Granted. You are now doing 12 years for tax evasion. i wish i had slippers. pinksugarsub

Mellissande -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/7/2007 8:35:59 AM)
Granted, but they are made of live rabid weasels I wish I had money to buy food

pinksugarsub -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/7/2007 2:27:23 PM)
Granted. But now you cannot pay the rent. i wish i had my UM with me on Xmas. pinksugarsub

Mellissande -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/7/2007 6:59:28 PM)
(couldn't pay that to begin with) Granted, but your UM will then be lost on a desert Island for 2 years with only a volleyball for company gotta love wilson Edited to say I wish these hiccups would go away!!

desertdancer -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/7/2007 7:11:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: oreogirl Granted, but all you see perfectly are naked wrinkled old ladies, I wish I had more money. Granted, but now your crushed under a mountain of antique gold coins. Opps sorry edited to say I messed up the game ! * hangs head in shame* Your hiccups are gone, but you've managed to belch out your stomach and it's laying there on the floor at your feet... . I wish I had a new belly dancing costume.

Mellissande -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/7/2007 7:17:38 PM)
granted, but now you're stuck in a nunnery forever. I wish I had a dominant sighs

desertdancer -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/7/2007 7:37:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Mellissande granted, but now you're stuck in a nunnery forever. I wish I had a dominant sighs Granted, but now he's sending pictures of your "secret' hole to everyone on the net... (hehe I just read that thread and was tickled) I wish I could own my own needle art store

Lumus -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/7/2007 7:43:55 PM)
Granted. Sadly, needles have no money to buy art, so you're bankrupt within a week. I wish I had a comfy toilet seat, damn thing chafes.

Mellissande -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/7/2007 8:26:36 PM)
Granted, except you now have no toilet bowl to put the seat on. I wish I had a big fluffy teddy bear!

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 8:35:37 AM)
Granted but he is also now your most mentally, physically, and emotionally stimulating life partner. I wish all my scholarship essays were written.

Raechard -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 8:56:55 AM)
Granted but they realised they were all lifted from the internet when you mentioned the Fleshlight and its relationship to contemporary economics. I wish the next person who appears beneath me perfect health for the rest of their natural life..[;)]

MiladyElaine -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 11:55:40 AM)
Granted! you find $1.000.000 in the back of your closet hidden under a loose board. But alas, it is confederate money. I wish I could find a slave that I liked and would relocate and purchase a home for U/us!

thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 2:55:51 PM)
Granted! But it's a 12x12 foot cabin in interior Alaska. I wish my headache would go away, especially since my Dom's on the way over.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 4:55:32 PM)
Granted, but now you have no head attached to your body as a result of total decapitation. I wish I had help to clean up my clutter and decorate for Christmas.

rubberpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 6:16:43 PM)
Granted!!! Your house is full of spastic, sissy maid elves who have severe OCD and they pack away everything they find like squirrels. That means you can't find anything. I wish this 80 degree December weather in Louisiana would go away and it would start feeling like winter.

Mellissande -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 6:23:03 PM)
granted, It is now snowing and you wreck your car due to black ice I wish I had a working washer machine...

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 8:51:33 PM)
Granted, but the rinse cycle turns everything booger colored green. [:'(] I wish I didn't have a cold.

laurell3 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 8:52:11 PM)
Granted. Now you have chicken pox I wish it wasn't so damn cold.

Mellissande -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 8:53:05 PM)
granted, You now have bronchitis. And a terminally infected ingrown toenail. I wish I knew how to get my clothes not snot colored green anymore lol

oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 8:53:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard Granted but they realised they were all lifted from the internet when you mentioned the Fleshlight and its relationship to contemporary economics. I wish the next person who appears beneath me perfect health for the rest of their natural life..[;)] Granted. They die in the next 3 minutes. I wish I knew the meaning of life.

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