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purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 1:08:13 PM)

Granted... you have nothing to wish for, you have no life other than cooking, cleaning, and taking in numerous felines.

I wish the gas prices would go back to what they were 2 years ago.




cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 1:16:23 PM)

Granted... but your car has been reposessed

I wish I had a nice sailboat again, plenty of $$ and could go sail around the world with a hawt female crew.



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 1:18:45 PM)

Granted.  But your boat always has a strong fishy smell coming from an unknown source. No matter how much you scrub down the boat or crew, it just won't go away.

I wish I had my own secretary.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 2:54:53 PM)

Granted. However, your secretary is a one eyed, crack smokin, bald woman with no teeth, who coughs up lung cookies constantly and could fart for the Olypmics. She seriously wants you and feels you up at every opportunity, including in meetings and in the cafeteria. Did I mention that she's also stalking you and watches you in your home through binoculers?

I wish I had a hot cup of tea.



Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 2:57:20 PM)

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MissMagnolia: I wish I had a cup of hot tea


Granted.  But to get it you have to make nice nice with a one eyed, crack smokin, bald woman with no teeth, who coughs up lung cookies constantly and could fart for the Olypmics. She seriously wants you and feels you up at every opportunity, including in meetings and in the cafeteria. Did I mention that she's also stalking you and watches you in your home through binoculers?

I wish my lovely girl from Boston could make a surprise visit to Chicago.

E.



angelikaJ -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 3:20:10 PM)

granted but all the lovely girls from Boston show up on your doorstep...


I wish I could go to Chicago.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 4:20:54 PM)

Granted. However, Chicago moves. To Scotland. And it isn't coming back.

I wish for world peace (I wanted Miss Congeniality last night).



awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 4:50:06 PM)

Granted. The world gets peace, but you dont.

I wish my daughter would stop fighting sleep like she was Don Quixote and sleep was a windmill...



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 4:52:40 PM)

granted, she sleeps with you though and like a windmill, going around and around all night.

i wish this kink in my neck would really go away already



cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 5:24:58 PM)

Granted, but the kink moves to your ooh ahh and spasms and clamps permanently shut.

I wish I didn't have a crew of nasty skanks that pure saddled me with.



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 5:43:41 PM)

Granted.  You now must sail around the world solo.  However, you do have the very best equipment to do so.  Turns out the fish smell was in the curtain rods in the cabin.

I wish I could go sailing on cjan's watercraft someday.





MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 6:20:09 PM)

Granted. However, he makes you stay below deck and clean the chemical toilet. You get to see jack shit. Literally.

I wish I didn't have a pimple the size of Jupiter on my chin.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 9:02:58 PM)

Granted it is now on Uranus - ba-boom!

I wish I don't need to shave everyday.



Emperor1956 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 9:41:12 PM)

Granted.   SNIP!

(that one was SO easy)

I wish that I'd win the lottery and retire to a small Latin American country where I can't be extradited.

E.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/3/2008 7:45:28 AM)

Granted, but your cut of the lottery was $15 after 5 million other people had the same numbers!

I wish that I could find the RIGHT MAN for me



cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/3/2008 7:54:36 AM)

Granted, but you turn out to be the wrong woman for him

I wish I had a machine that would materialize, directly to my home (gottcha) the hot women from CM that I fantasize about.



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/3/2008 8:00:09 AM)

Granted.  However, you are unable to use the machine to get yourself to your home.  The hawt girls get tired of waiting for you and end up having an all-girl orgy in your absence.

I wish I could think of something yummy for lunch.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/3/2008 8:02:32 AM)

Granted, here I am but I'm on my period........

I wish, I wish I had a wish!



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:08:46 PM)

Granted your last dying wish

I wish I was feeling better



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:11:27 PM)

granted, but now all of your friends feel worse and feel the need to tell you alllll about it at the same time.

i wish i could travel more



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