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Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:15:07 PM)
granted, you are kidnapped by pirates, they keep you in the Galley and force you to cook... but you travel all over the world, and you might be able to do some "favors" for the captain... I wish I had my own ship and crew...

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:16:20 PM)
lmfao granted, but any time you take it more than 20 feet from shore, your crew gets seasick... i wish i had a pirate :p

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:17:10 PM)
Deleted because Asher beat me to the punch...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:19:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SinLee lmfao granted, but any time you take it more than 20 feet from shore, your crew gets seasick... i wish i had a pirate :p Granted, but its me... crewless and shipless... until I take over a merchant or pleasure vessel singlehandidly I wish I had a seasick-less crew of hawt women

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:33:10 PM)
i'm waiting for the ruining of my wish still... anyone anyone????

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:49:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr I wish I had a seasick-less crew of hawt women granted.....but theyre hawt because it is 109 degrees outide, and theyre also libido-less. i wish i had a huge inground pool to beat this heat in...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:50:42 PM)
granted, but its full of angry lobsters I wish I had sexy women that wanted nothing more than to please my every desire, like 4 of them... that know how to sail

Phin -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:50:59 PM)
granted, but the water is at 33 degrees and causes perminate shrinkage I wish I had a beautiful woman on her knees before me

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 2:53:38 PM)
granted... but its me (and yes i can sail too if needed) ... did i mention someone superglued all my orifices closed? owwww i wish i had a sailboat

cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 3:49:15 PM)
Granted, but it is bathtub size and won't do you much good unless you can do the "Honey I Shrank the Kids" thang. I wish I could figure out why my car won't start unless the driver's door is open.

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 4:52:04 PM)
granted. it's figured out and fixed, but now it won't turn off unless the trunk is open. i wish the wannabe's would leave me alone

cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 5:10:03 PM)
Granted, but now the wallabes won't leave you alone and follow you around humping your leg. I wish I had a parrot, sitting on my shoulder, to complete my pirate look. (ducks)

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 6:22:32 PM)
Granted Cjan, but ducking isn't gonna help cuz your new parrot has the runs (eeeew, i'm so sorry, really..) I wish these wallabees were sexy men

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 6:23:38 PM)
Granted, but they are all gay I wish I wasnt so stressed out

awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 6:24:31 PM)
changed cause asher beat me to it... Granted: but the overdose of vicodin that calms you down keeps you from going to work and you get fired. I wish CD would post another installment of his story

purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 6:48:05 PM)
Granted. But you lose your internet access and can't get online for over a month. I wish my computer at work hadn't crapped out, and left me without a way to get much work accomplished today.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 8:04:13 PM)
Granted but you have to pay 300 dollars a day when you only make 200 a day i wish there where real ones that didnt play all the time

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 9:00:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SinLee i'm waiting for the ruining of my wish still... anyone anyone???? Sin... it's my pleasure to ruin your wish...(ok not really, but you asked for it, who am I to deny you?) Your wish is granted, Asher is now your pirate, but he makes you walk the plank, literally...

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 9:03:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Puppy4goodHome Granted but you have to pay 300 dollars a day when you only make 200 a day i wish there where real ones that didnt play all the time Puppy, Your wish is granted. You are surrounded by real ones, but they won't play with you at all... ever. (How sad is that?) I wish I could shake this bad attitude I have today

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 9:18:23 PM)
granted, you shake it, only to find yourself so giddy you end up wanting to slap yourself for your own chipper attittude i wish i didn't have to go to bed soon, i like this 45 hour awake stuff

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